Rita: Welcome James

James: I have been here twice and I have seen Voldemort once

Ginny: No you haven't

Rita: Whoops, wrong James. Anyway, you can leave, but on second thought stay here

Harry: Why am I here?

Rita: True but the mother is the only one that matters

Harry: Wait, what-

Rita: Get out

Ginny: Let him stay Skeeter and anyway, who are you calling?

Rita: James Potter II

Harry: Who?

Rita: Your son

Remus: Hello or was I not suppose to be here?

Rita: You were, you are needed

Tonks: Howdy fellas

Ginny: TONKS! Hi, how you doing?

Tonks: Fine, what about you?

Ginny: Never been better

Rita: Ignore this now, let's see, oh hi James

James: Hi...

Rita: Not you James, you James*points at James II*

James II: Hi their

Harry: Is that my son?

Rita: Yep

Harry: Who is the mom?

Rita: Ginny.

Harry:...

Teddy: Hello, I'm Teddy Lu-MUM! DAD!

Remus: Who...?

Tonks: I think he means us...

Remus But I hardly know you...

Tonks: Same...

Teddy: Ginny, help, I called you mum, remember

Ginny: Teddy, they don't remember you, they are from, what year?

Rita: *shrug* I dunno, I just use your time turner room

Ginny: ...

Rita: Anyway, we are reacting to JEDDY! James and Teddy, opi-

Everyone except Tonks and Ginny: SINK!

Rita: This was small, I at least thought someone would ship it other than me

Ginny and Tonks: I ship it

Rita: YAY! Three ships, even though its clearly sink, anyway, see ya next time!

Harry: Who are you talking to?

Rita: Nobody*whistles innocently*