Rita: From all the ships...

Harry: What's wrong?

Harry: And why is it only me, Hermione, and Ginny in here

Rita: Don't worry, more people are coming soon..

Hermione: Who and what are we doing?

Rita: If you wanna know, we are reacting to ships and this ship is Harmony, Harry and Hermione

Hermione: Wow...

Harry: I know, Hermione do you wan-

Hermione: SO YOU STOOP THIS LOW SKEETER!

Rita: This is low? We are right now at the  surface

Hermione: What?

Ginny: I think the ship is cute, if you ignore all the bashing, it's pretty reasonable

Harry: I like it, a bit...

Rita: I KNEW HARRY AND HERMIONE WOULD COME TOETHER IN THE END!

Ginny: *mutters* no wonder people hate you *trumpet sounds* oh boy

Harry: Oh boy what?

Arthur: Arthur Weasley and sink!

Molly: Molly Weasley and I ship, sort of

Bill: SHIP!

Charlie: SINK!

Percy: SINK!

Fred: SHIP!

George: SHIP!

Ron: SINK!

Harry: ...

Ginny: Your opinion left Hermione

Rita: Nope, more people are coming

Ginny: *sigh* my beautiful chamber turned into a, what the...?

Lilly: SHIP!

Alice: SHIP!

Marlene: SINK!

Lilly: Why?

Marlene: I prefer Romione

Alice:...

Remus: Um...Ship? No, sink but it is really good, but sink, it doesn't make sense, but-

Rita: I'll just take that as no reply

Remus: Ok..

Peter: SINK!

Sirius: SINK! POTTER'S HAVE A THING FOR RED HEADS!

James: WHAT SIRIUS SAID!

Lilly: *gigantic eyeroll*

Harry: But...but...they are suppose to be dead

Rita: Granger what's your opinion?

Hermione: I, um..

Ginny: She ships

Hermione: *blushing* yeah

Rita: Alright so nine ships and six sinks and one no reply, I'll just change that to sink so seven sinks and including my opinion eight sinks.

Ron: No one cares about you Skeeter!

Rita: I know...*sighs*

Ron: So can we have chicken in this place

Ginny: Third corridor to the left Ron...*Ron leaves*

Harry: Is their any tart?

Ginny: Seventh corridor to the right Harry..*Harry leaves*

Hermione: A library?

Ginny: Fifteenth corridor to the right and sixteenth corridor to the left Hermione...*Hermione leaves*

James: Anyway we can travel back in time?

Ginny: Right, left, right, left, left, left, right, straight, right, left, up, up, right down, straight-

Sirius: My head hurts

James: Can't you write it on a paper

Ginny: FINE!

Rita: Any where where I can-

Ginny: No and get these people out of here!

Rita: Okay missy

Rita: EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE! *everyone leaves*

Ginny: Thankyou now get out of here

Rita: Rude*gets out*

Ginny: *speaks parsltounge and tom riddle appears*

Ginny: Hey Tom...

Tom: Weasley looking good as ever.

Ginny: I love you...

Tom: I love you too...

Rita: *out of view* blah *gags*