I just imagined Sirius being called out to the sorting and the hat getting ready to yell out 'SLYTHERIN!' almost before even touching his hair - just like he had done for every Malfoy and Black for centuries - and then suddenly he hears this eleven year old thinking "Don't you effing dare."

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For some weird reason I find this a tiny bit cute...I mean just imagine eleven year old Sirius swearing in his head...sorry guys, I got a bit too asdfghjkl...you know what I mean...sorry again.

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