The puns about Sirius' name were hilarious. But only the first couple of times. By the end of the Marauders' fifth year, James was ready to rip his hair out because Sirius was making puns about his names at least thrice a day. James' eye had begun to rhythmically twitch. He had to put his foot down.

One day, he corners Sirius and makes it very clear. "No. More. Puns." Sirius is horrified, obviously. Ever the drama queen, he insists that James is asking too much of him. James just rolled his eyes and said "I really doubt that this is going to kill you."

Three days later, Regulus catches James in the corridor.

"Potter," Regulus frantically says, "My brother's in the hospital wing!"

James groans and mutters, "Are you serious?"

"No," Regulus replies, "I'm Regulus."

James is halfway down the corridor when he screeches to a stop. He turns and sees that Regulus is giving him a satisfying smirk.

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Hahahah yes! Like brother, like brother!

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