So, Rowena Ravenclaw came up with the stair case idea at Hogwarts, right? This is probably what happened:

"You know what this school needs? To not make any sense."

"Rowena, I don't think—"

"Exactly. You don't think. I'm brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that look like doors—"

"But how will the students get to class?"

"They'll have to figure it out."

"Everyday?"

"Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate the staircases every time."

"I don't know Rowena. The stairs move! I don't think it's safe. I think I'll put my common room in the kitchens."

"Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer."

"My kids will brace these stairs. We'll take the other tower.

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I can just imagine Rowena being super sassy when she says "Exactly. You don't think."

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