Lee Jordan: So here on Potterwatch we've managed to get you an exclusive interview with the Dark Lord himself!

Lee Jordan: Voldy, I gotta say, it's an honour.

Fred Weasley on helium: Thank you Lee, and may I say for the record that I am a massive butthead.

Lee Jordan: You heard it here first folks. The Dark Lord is in fact a massive butthead.

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