Sirius: You're being ridiculous, a Thestral would absolutely win.

James: Are you kidding me ? A Hippogriff is way bigger and way stronger. A Thestral is all skin and bone, it'd snap like a twig on the first kick !

Sirius: It wouldn't even be able to see it ! It can't snap it if it doesn't get hit, Prongs.

James: They're Hippogriffs, Pads. They've obviously seen death before. They kill to eat, it would totally see-

Remus: [ wakes up suddenly ] Wait, wait- do you hear that ?

Sirius: What-

Remus: Shh! Listen !

James:

Sirius:

James: I don't hear anything Moony..

Remus: I know, and it's glorious. GO TO SLEEP