"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times of only one remembers to turn on the light"

"Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong: Its LeviOsa, not LevioSA"

"Sorry professor, I must not tell lies"

"Not my daughter, you bitch"

What are your favorite quotes?