"Home cooking!" Grandma cheered in the morning. "There's nothing like it in the world."

"May I have the salt?" Wednesday asked Fester.

"What do we say?" Morticia gave Wednesday a look.

"NOW." Wednesday demanded.

"What is this?" Fester asked as he stared at the green breakfast Grandma put in front of him.

"Mama's specialite de la maison." Morticia replied.

"Oh Tish." Gomez moaned.

"Start with the eyes." Grandma told Fester.

"Did you sleep well?" Morticia asked Fester.

"Like the dead." Fester replied.

"Really?" Gomez said surprised. "Who would have thought the Bermuda Triangle could change a man so much? You used to toss and turn all night, we had to chain you to the bedpost."

"Doesn't make sense." Wednesday glared at Fester suspiciously.

"Maybe it was from all that screaming you did when Thing went in to say hi." Harmony said. "Howling all night always makes me sleepy. Is that a triangle way to sleep?"

"The Bermuda Triangle is a very strange and mysterious place." Fester replied. "You'd be surprised at all the things you don't know."

"Did your boat sink or plane crash?" Harmony asked. "Wednesday reads me lots of books on it."

"Wednesday adores the Bermuda Triangle." Morticia explained. "She studies it. Death at sea, she's hooked."

"Ask me anything." Wednesday challenged.

"When are we gonna get to the sea monsters?" Harmony asked.

Fester quickly turned to Gomez. "Being in my old room sure brings back memories. Remember Camp Custer?"

"For preteen offenders." Gomez smiled before laughing.

"Aren't memories precious? Today I'd like to wander through the house, remembering." Fester said.

"No sorry old man, no wandering today. Today we're going straight to the vault." Gomez said.

Harmony saw the weird look on Fester's face at the word vault but before she could asked why Pugsley came down holding a stop sign. Everyone got quiet and listened to the chaotic car crash happening outside.

"Bravo Pugsley!"

Harmony got out of her chair. "Lets put it with the others."

Soon after Wednesday joined Harmony and Pugsley.

"Do you think that's really uncle Fester?" Pugsley asked.

"Father says so, but I think mother isn't sure." Wednesday answered.

"It is him." Harmony said as she got more toys for Pugsley to put in their guillotine.

"Pugsley sit in the chair." Wednesday pointed to an electric chair.

"Why?"

"So we can play a game."

"Harmony!" Morticia called.

Harmony ran over to her mother. "Yes?"

"We need to get ready for the auction." Morticia grinned as she lead her over to her room.

Harmony is always happy to go out since her parents hardly ever leave the mansion and her siblings only go to school so seeing different places was exciting.

Once Harmony was in a new dress her mother made for her she turned to her. "Why don't you think that's uncle Fester?"

Morticia looked surprised at her daughter's question. "It's not that dear, he just doesn't seem to be the Fester your father knows." Once Harmony's shoes were on Morticia picked her up and walked over to Wednesday and Pugsley.

"Children what are you doing?" Morticia asked.

"I'm going to electrocute him." Wednesday answered.

"But we're late for the charity auction." Morticia said.

"We're late?" Harmony gasped.

"But mother.." Wednesday argued.

"I said no." Morticia said.

"Please." Pugsley whined.

"Oh alright." Morticia sighed.

Grinning Wednesday flipped the switch and the three females watched Pugsley get electrocuted.