I've heard people say it, but now I know for sure; God has a sense of humor. And this isn't all that funny. He just has to be kidding! I'm supposed to marry a known prostitute? Seriously?! I'm sure He knows the phrase about making a ho a housewife. After all, it is the world's oldest profession. And I'm sure the phrase is as old as God Himself. So why do I have to be the guinea pig? Why do I have to be the one to show everyone that this is possible? Oh, God just what am I getting myself into?