Punches thrown here, kicks there,  just a "normal" night to me. Death threats said, i shut them up with a few twists and flips. Bruce told me to rest up, but i don't need to. I'm totally ok. Besides, i can study their pattern. How they attack, when to strike, when to dodge. I'm focusing them like goddamn prey. And I'm the animal. Me holding back my punches are becoming less and less. I sat on the edge of a rooftop waiting for Bruce to tell me what else to do. I laid down on the ledge, catching my breath. "Can't criminals take a break." "Apparently, we do sometimes." You see Harley bending over to meet you at your level. "Nice seeing you again." You say leaning up. "Likewise doll." She says twirling her bat. "So, what brings you up here?" "Well, it's not to catch a glimpse of the night sky that's for sure." You say lifting your mask up to breathe. "Say. What do you look like without your mask?" She tries to reach forward but you dash away. "Sorry, I don't show faces around villains." "Hmph, understandandable. So the bat sent you allll alone huh?" She asks walking around you. "Uh, yeah?" "Mmm. Interesting." You lean up looking at harley. "So, what are you and the bat up to this time?" "None of your business." You say. "Aw c'mon. Can't a girl know a little summthin?" She says wrapping her arms around your neck. "Just one wittle thing?" You sigh. "I'm here to stop any crime that's happening." You say. "Ooh. Anything else?" "If I remember correctly, you said one thing." Harley smirked at this. "I got ways to get the info out of your head." "I like to see you tr-" just in a matter of seconds you find yourself flat on the floor stuffed between Harleys thighs. (A/N: I now give you full permission to dish out your best thigh jokes.) "What the-hey! Get me outta here" you say, blushing underneath your mask. "Tell me some more info. And maybe I will." You wanted to spill out the info, but the thighs felt so..soft. It was like too pillows on both cheeks. "M-maybe I'll just y'know. Not tell you." You say. "Huh? What are you? Are you enjoyin this?!" "N-no! Maybe." You say stammering a bit. She chuckles at this and closes her legs a bit tighter. "How bout this. You can stay there all you like. I'll let you know if anything goes down. Deal?" "Yeah.." You say closing your eyes.