Harley's POV

*Months later*
Me and Joker were just hanging out in our room and watching tv when I started to have pains in my stomach. "Babe, are you ok?" asked Joker.

"No, I think the baby is coming" I said in a strained voice. Joker helped me to the elevator, we got our car, and drove to the hospital.

"(Screams of pain) hurry Joker, hurry" I said. "I'm going as fast as the speed limit will let me" he said. Then, we arrived at the hospital soon. "Help, my girlfriend's in labor" said Joker. The nurses took her to a room and I was left in the waiting room for a grueling 3 hours. After a while, the doctor came out. "What happened? More importantly, is the baby ok? Most importantly is Harley ok?" he asked making sure to keep his voice down since it was a hospital. "They're both fine, now, would you like to come meet your new daughter" said the doctor. He opened the door to see her holding our newborn baby. "(Whisper voice) hi there, I'm your father" I said.

"What should we name her?" asked Harley. I already had the perfect name for her.

"Lucy" I said. "That's a cute name" said the doctor. "Thanks, it was my mother's name" said Joker, who was also trying not to break down in tears. "Alright, Lucy it is, and what might be her last name" said the doctor. I was about to say Joker's last name but me mouthed to me not to, I knew why.

"Quinn, Lucy Quinn" I said. "Got it" said the doctor who went off to make Lucy's birth certificate official. "(Mouthing) thank you" said Joker.

"(Mouthing) any time puddin'" I said. "Ok Harley you're clear to go home, we'll have a wheelchair for you here in a second" said the doctor.

"Say what now? I just had a baby, I'm not paralyzed" I said. "Sorry Harley, hospital policy, you have to leave in a wheelchair" said the doctor. I groaned as the nurses helped me into the chair. They wheeled me out of the hospital and we drove home.

"(Sigh) wow ok, um, I did not see this coming" I said. "Neither did I babe, neither did I" said Joker. "Think we'll be good at raising a child?" I asked. "Don't worry, Harley, compared to that couple that let their 3-year old kid starve to death while they played games in a computer cafe (A/N yes that actually happened) we're parenting pros" said Joker with much confidence. "You're the best, puddin'" I said. Joker kissed my cheek. "I'd do anything for you" he said. "Hey, what do you say to raising our kid to be evil and insane like us?" I asked as we approached our hotel. "I'd say that's a wonderful idea" Joker replied, kissing my head.