Harley Quinn's POV
"Hey, baby. Wake up, we're here" said Joker.

"(Moaning) Oh, is it morning already?" I asked, waking up from a nap on a train from Gotham City to Chicago with my bae. "Yes, sweetie. It's morning. Now, let's get our stuff and find a hotel" said Joker. We got our bags and looked for a hotel to stay in. Soon, we found a decent looking hotel called The Carl Maher Hotel. "I heard this place only charges 10$ per person" said Joker.

"That's 20$ bucks we're spending right there" I said. "Yes, your math is perfect" said Joker walking into the revolving doors.

"Hey, I got an idea" I said. "I bet we're thinking the same thing" said Joker. And we were, Joker got in the doors with me and we both spun around like crazy. About 30 minutes later, we stopped and went to check in. There were over 625 floors in this building, and we were on the top floor. We found our room and saw 15 champagne bottles sitting on the bed.

"Fruit of my looms, we're gonna be drunk tonight" I said. "Ya, we are" said Joker. After about 2 hours of flipping through channels on the TV and 20 minutes prank calling room service, we decided to head over to the pool. When we got there, we saw that we were the only people there.

"Oh, man. Could this get any better?" I asked. "I know, we have the whole place to ourselves" said Joker. I unwrapped my towel to reveal a tiny 2-piece swimsuit that barley covers my boobs and butt. And Joker's swimsuit is just a pair of swim trunks.

"Look at this, the floor is dry. There's no water on it at all" I said. "That's especially surprising considering that this is a swimming pool and the floor is like always wet" said Joker.

"Wait? What if people come in later? Then, we'll loose our time alone" I pouted, crossing my arms and stomping my foot like a toddler. "Don't worry, sweetie. I was raised to be a con artist so I have a few tricks up my sleeve" said Joker as he locked the door and put a broom through the handle so no one could open the door.

"(Giggles) Is that all you got, Mr.Con Artist?" I asked. "(Fake Harley Quinn voice) Meh, is that all you got Mr.Con Artist? Meh. (Regular voice) That's how ya sound" Joker mocked.

"Whatever, I was just kidding" I said, walking to the pool. "(Rolls eyes) Hey, baby. Look what I brought" said Joker as he emptied the pool bag to reveal all 15 of the champagne bottles we found in our room.

"You da best, Joker" I said. "True dat" he said.

"Hey, champagne me" I said as Joker threw me a bottle. From there, we spent the the next 7 hours drinking champagne till our throats hurt and swimming till our muscles ache.