Joker
Sorry I couldn't update yesterday, here is a makeup chapter

Mission accomplished! We both fell asleep, but I woke up at ten in the morning, it is already q one , in the afternoon! She is still asleep. I hugged her from behind "wake up sleepy head." "No." Idea! "Okay, I'll make you wake up !" I pick her up , and throw her over my shoulder. "J, put me down!" I put her down she almost falls. "What's wrong, can't you walk?" She tries to walk she falls on but. I help her up. "I don't think you can walk doll." She keeps trying, I bite my lip from laughter.

"This is your fault." She says. "How?" I ask, I already know the answer. "Your little friend." She points at my shorts. "Well my little friend just wanted to say hi, and it's not little." I wink. "If you wink again I'll cut you eyelids off." I just gulped, because knowing her she will do that. She tried walking she had to hold the walls. "I'm going to take a shower." "Harley we are going to pay gotham a little visit." She just nodded, God I really did fuck her good.😏

                                         Harley

I woke up by j hugging me. I was so sore from last night. He throws me over his shoulder, real gentleman. I tried walking I fell , more than once . He said that were going to pay a visit, so I decided to take a shower, then get ready. When I took a shower I had to sit , I tried walking , I finally didn't fall. I got into (suicide squad outfit). I walked down the halls seeing J talking on the phone , he hangs up. "Harley you ready!" I guess he hasn't seen me yet, so I creep up behind him and tell "yes!" He covers his ears. "What was the for?" I look at him. He snickered, "sooooo, you can walk." "Yep, so wear are we going?" "Rob the biggest bank in gotham!"

Skip because I hate car rides🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

We get off the car, the henchmen follow us. We walk in the building. "Listen people, me and harley are robbing this place, if you move , or do anything." He makes a gun with his fingers and pretends to shoot his head. "I suggest you all get on your knees." Every body gets on there knees. "And everybody, give me your wallets and purses." Every body does as we say, but there's a lady in the back talking in the back. "J, can I kill her, she's on the phone!" He nods , oh gross you can see her brain.

We start to open the safes and start collecting money. Until ........

"Drop the money joker, and harley quinn?, and everybody out the building!" Every body runs out, cowards. I turn around, Crap it's bat brains. "Yes, and I thought we killed you in high school." "I thought you were dead to, well I'm here to take you two precision." I shoot him in the leg, I hear j laughing he comes from behind and walks over to bats, he starts to take his weapons. "Harley, go get some more money , you to henchmen." I was , about to open a safe when a vine ties my hand? "Ivy ! My old , terrible looking friend!" I giggle to myself.

"I guess you and Jack got back together after , what seems like 6 years." "Its joker!" I hear j say. "Yes, and now your trying to be a hero with batman?, speaking of him he is knocked out." She walks over to me and whispers in my ear. "I'm not good, never will be, I'm just using him for money for my plants." I scoft ." I'm sorry what I did harley, I just want best for you." I wiggle my hands out and grab a handgun out of my gun holster . I shoot her in the shoulder. She falls back because of the lack of blood loss.

I skip to j who is putting money in the bag. "Ready doll?" "Yes, but don't you think it's weird that were getting away?" He just shrugs. "Your right quinn!" I see night wing, dang it, but j doesn't know that he is the guy so-. "Can I please take care of him?" "Please what?" I really don't wanna say it ." He looks at me. "Please daddy." I whisper, "louder." I say it a little louder, but wings can't hear it. "Louder." He says that about 5 more times, I keep saying it a little louder, I got annoyed. "Please daddy!" I hear night wing chuckle. "Ok, do you want me to wait, or leave a car?" "Leave a car." He kissed my for head and left.

                                      Night wing

I never seen harley quinn before. But people say she's dangerous, I also know she was and is now with joker. Social media.

But she almost looks like my girlfriend that was going to be my wife. But she disappeared two days ago. I been looking at all cameras in gotham, a swat team, but nothing. I was depressed but batman and ivy persuaded me to fight crime again. Maybe I can replace her , with harleen, I am this desperate. Maybe I can seduce her. People say joker is beating her up, maybe she will come to me?

"Hi  harley, in night wing , it's a -." "Save it dick." How does she knows my name? Can she be harleen?

Harley

"How do you know my name?" Really ," you really are dumb." "Harleen?" "Yes, always was." "What about us? Are you going to forget about everything we had?" His eyes got teary. I still loved him a bit, nothing that I had compared to j. "Did you even loved me?" "Yes, and I still do a little bit." He grabs my waist and kisses me with so much passion and desire, he never kissed me like that. I wrapped my arms around his neck. He back me to the wall I wrap my legs around his waist I start to rub his back. I realise that this wrong. I get out of his grip. I tried to walk but he grabs my wrist.

"Why, why did you say you loved me and kiss me , and leave, didn't you like that kiss?" "No! I'm with J!" I wipe off my lips, and leave and drive home.

I hate car rides🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

I  walk into the house and walk to our room. "There you are doll! That was fun!" I felt really bad, I need to make it up to him without telling him. "Do you know what's more fun?" I asked with a sly smile playing on my lips. "And that is?" I grabbed the bottom of his shirt ,"something that you'll really ,enjoy." He threw his head back and laughed.