Happy memorial day!!! 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆

(Extra chapter, I'm that nice )













😵😫😧😅😏💖 the emoji's say it all and the title. Please read the bold. You can skip if you want. It is going to get steamy. Plus I recommend you listen to ariana grande best mistake, or right there, hands on me, or let me love you. Or you can listen to harley quinn sassy girl, or naughty or nice , or pretty little psycho.

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                                  Joker

Last night she was just teasing me ! Really, because I accidentally did it with someone else, in that bed she doesn't want to do it in that bed ! Okay maybe she did have a point.

But I'm still getting what belongs to me! And only me! Her 💖.

She was still sleeping on the couch, I'm going to buy a new bed. Aw, she look so cute. I hear her yawning. "Morning beautiful." I say to her she looks like she's hiding something. "Are hiding something?" "No , just thinkin." "About what?" "Can you drive me to my house?" She asks me out of nowhere. "No, and why?" "My clothes , and my stuff." She says quietly. "I'll take you shopping! And I'll even but us a new bed ." I winked.

"Geez j, your so horny." I sway my finger in front of her face. "Uh, uh." "Oh sorry, daddy your really horny, geez , even when I call you that it sounds horny." She says. "Ding, ding, we have a winner!" I pick her up and swing her around and hold her close , I have a huge smile on my lips, or should I say devilish. "Why are you looking at me like that , daddy?" Something about her makes me turn on. I swift my leg on her ankle so that one of her leg is wrapped around my waist. I back her on a wall, still holding her.

I move up and down so that our bodies are grinding on each other , she wraps her hands around my neck . "What are you doing to be to me da-." She stops because I really push on this one. She lets go of my grip I grunt, "I'm going look for some of my old clothes." "But you took all of your stuff!" I say very angry. "I know you kept some of my stuff, and you don't have to be so mad, you can't help yourself from being horny."

I wear jeans and a simple shirt that says ' why so serious?' She's wearing a pink shirt with bright blue jeans. "Ya ready, horny." She says with a sly smirk. "Tonight I'm not going to be the horny one." We get in the car and drive to the mall, and since it doesn't open yet.

Skipping because I hate car rides 🚗🚗🚗

I shoot all the security cameras and the doors. "Harley you get what ever you want it's on me , and my henchmen will carry your stuff, and no talking." I snaps my fingers and two men come. We walk in , (you know those shops in the malls, like a type of pharmacy stores). "Harley dear come here, and henchmen no need to follow." She comes , "harley ,which condom pack do you like best?" She blushes because of the henchmen  in the back . "J! Why would you ask me that?!?!" "Because my dick is huge ! I want to know which one is more  comfortable ." Her eyes widened and her mouth is in o shape.

"I'm going to go , get clothes ." She says very quiet and turns away and starts to walk. I scream "when I mean huge I mean really huge !" I brought out the huge. "Horny!" She screams back. "Only for you dear!" She continues to shop while I look for a bed, and maybe some sheets and blankets?

                                   Harley

Oh , my , God. In the morning I was woken my guardian angel. God why does he has to be so horny he made my body grind on his. He makes me feel drunk. When he took me shopping. "Oh harley, which condom pack do you like best, my dick is huge." God why does he have to say things like that , in front of people!

I decided to get some clothes. The henchmen were almost tripping on the clothes. "Ready harley." J said I nodded yes, "thank you ." "Thank you , what ." I sigh "thank you daddy, and I was a very good little girl I didn't talk to no boys." I say innocently. "Good girl, you'll get your reward at home." He purs in my ear. "By that means you will get rewarded ." He looks at me , I just grab his chin and give him a quick peck on the cheek and run off to the car. He starts to the engine and we drive home.

Some of the henchmen Carrie a king size bed in to the house! "Told you I will get us a new bed, I also burned the other bed." "Aw." I say placing my hands on my heart with a big fakeish smile. "That proves how frisky you are." He grabs my waist and holds my chin "open your mouth." He says , I already know what he is going to do , with out hesitation I grab his neck and pull his neck down. "I'm sorry." I say, "for what?" "The bed isn't ready. " he growls , "boys get the bed ready less than a minute or I blow up all your heads off!" Less than a minute all the men run back. J points at the door.

Be aware smut ahead, for all those dirty readers (myself also) I made ya wait , (evil laugh).

"Now where are we ." He grabs me by the waist and kisses my lips, he sucks and bites my lower lip so I open my mouth. His tongue explores my mouth while our mouths move in sync. He carries me to our bed room ,he kinda well like tosses me but not throw me on the bed. I bounce off the bed. "Ouchy, the new bed is really bouncy ." "Guess that will make it easier." I get off  the floor ,he is just in his boxers! How does he do it so fast.

"Um -." "Do you need some help?" I bite my lip "I think I can manage daddy but thank you." He grabs me and hovers on top of me , I kick off shoes. He gives me hickeys all the way from my neck to my collar bone. I moan and roll my eyes back , "this is getting in the way." He points to my shirt. I pull it off, "you are going to be the death of me harley." "And you'll be the death  of me." "I'm so flattered." I grab his neck I kiss him with hunger and desire. His hands roam over my body , he pulls back  , why did he stop? "Why did ya stop?" "You really are blind." I'm blind? Oh, because I didn't even notice he took off jeans. Wait what!?!? When did he ? I chuckles a bit.

Since when did I get get so nervous? "I love you ." "I love you to, and to night is when your going to become mine , and only mine ." "I'm all your ." I trail my hand across his chest. "You ready, cause I know I am?" "Yes, because I want to be yours forever till the day I die." He takes off his boxers, I already seen him naked , but it's like it got bigger. "Your turn." Wait!" Danger he just does it in one swift move, I feel so exposed . "Why are you blushing, you have nothing to hide from me."

I gulp , wow this is how he welcomes me to our house, in two days. "Harley this is going to hurt , at first but soon you'll get use to the pain, what can I say I'm horny." He puts on the condom. He just thrust inside me . "See that wasn't so bad. "Again , please." He thrusts in and out overs again. Oh , sweet pleasure.

We both get tired and sleep under the covers.

Comment and vote! I was going to do it dirtier, I can be really dirty, read my book from my first account @angelb1039.
Plus I'm not in the mood , chapter 6 will be dirty, pinkie promise 😉.