Once upon a time...

"Why can't we have a happy ending?" The evil queen shrieked. "I am much more beautiful than that 'Snow Whatever White."

"I assumed so." The Wicked Witch from the West agreed. "Dorothy and Oz are nothing but stupid mistakes."

"We should do something." Maleficent pointed out.

"What could it be, talking dragon?" Ursula mocked Maleficent.

"Oh, so you speak, octopus. I thought that mouth shoot ink only." Maleficent back-fired.

"Hold your tits, women. We have a decision to make." Cruella stood placing both her hands on the large table. "We need to work together this time to create our own happy ending."

"Villains don't have a happy ending, aye." Captain Hook sighed wistfully.

"They call us villains when they don't even know what we have been through. Such hypocrite souls are humans." The evil queen muttered bitterly.

"She is right. Humans can judge us all they want but it doesn't matter and to prove this I call you all here together, on this day, for we all deserve to be happy." Maleficent's voice boomed through the meeting hall. " We make our own happy endings, people."

The words boosted everyone's confidence and beliefs. Words - such an interesting creation. It makes you all and it breaks you all too.

"Then what is the plan, ladies?" Jaffar questioned raising a brow.

Voices were raised, opinions were formed and chaos began until one thought overpowered them all.

"How about a prom?" Scar muttered fanning his claws.

"What?"

"Who is a prom"

"Where can we get a prom?"

Questions were asked back and forth and Scar getting the spotlight -added a dramatic pause- to it all, before speaking.

"It's a human thing. Teenagers have a prom when they graduate some school, high school, yes that is what they call it." He started. "It is a party type thing where they choose a prom king and queen and dance and shout and yell and do a typical human thing. Complete idiots they are, I must add. "Though the idea is great." He finished explaining and looked around watching everyone giving him weird looks.

Suddenly, the whole room was filled with cheers. Villains appreciated the idea more than anything.

"We are having a prom. Let it get started." Maleficent cheered, yelling over the crowd.

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Villains and prom --- sounds like a deadly combination. As I had said earlier, this valentine everyone will get and give a happy ending.

Ladies and gentleman, worry not for evil are going to be funny and romantic.