Veesils in Yer Toot

"Doctor! doctor!

Tell me the truth!

Do I have weasels live'n in my tooth?"

"I vill tells you de real troot!

Yooze gots veesils up yer toot!

Yooze gots veesils in yer gums.

Yooze gots veesils on yer tung!

Yooze gots veesils everywheres!

Dar ist veesils in a cavity...

Dis ist a dental veesil

Catstafetry!"

"Doctor! Doctor!

Is there a cure?"

"Yah... vee gots to catch em all

In traps viss Sviss-chiz for lure,

Mail em to da Caymans,

Den vee can all yells

'Catsa la veesil, babe'ns !' "