The Dreadful Dentist

Dreading this, dreading this.

Though I shouldn't be.

Dreading this, dreading this.

I am a leopard, I'm a queen.

Yet he's coming today.

And I am chilled to the bone.

I have so much to say,

Yet I'm sad to say I'm goin'.

The dreadful dentist

Has come to see me.

And I am trembling in fright.

What if cavities is all he sees?

He approaches with caution

As he should.

He put his tools in my mouth.

I would have howled I could.

He touches my sweet spot in my mouth

Where my prey's flesh touches.

My jaw clenches down on him,

And I swallow him through the drenches.

He didn't taste to well.

And before he told me not to eat.

I gag him up frantically.

And there's some other chewed food we meet.

He scolds me and I growl.

Then he laughed his evil laugh.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

And I snicker till I can't hold it in.

Ha ha ha *Meow* Ha ha ha!

*Hiss* Ha Ha ha ha ha!

LOL LOL LOL! *Growl*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha *Purr*

I still hate him.

We just had a good laugh.

Though I have never been closer

To the Dreadful Dentist.