** this is a collaborative piece I wrote with one of my favorite poet/writers on Wattpadd BillTemple1957 Co-founder of PoetsPub - Also published in Bill's collection GHOST WRITERS.

NOTE: After all the sad poems I've given you all lately I thought it was time for a little fun. The idea for this poem came from a conversation I had with my husband where in response to a frustration point of his, I said, "Well, that's a moron."  And it reminded him of the tune, "That's a Amore" so it made him laugh, as he sang, "That's a Moron" to "That's Amore" tune. The song got stuck in my head and so did the first verse I decided to put to it. So, when Bill asked for me to collaborate with him this was where we took it. Hope it doesn't get stuck in your head like it did mine ; )

That's A Moron

When a big burly guy

goes and spits in your eye

that's a Moron.

When a girl thats gone mad

Kicks you hard in the nads

that's a Moron.

When ears ring 

ting-a-ling-a-ling, 

ting-a-ling-a-ling

Someone's talking about ya

When you hear 

tippy-tippy-tay, 

tippy-tippy-tay

Someone's stalking you today

When you act like a tool

or just like a big fool

that's a Moron.

When you sniffle and pout

and go thrashing about

that's a Moron.

If you get what I mean, 

then there's hope to be seen, 

so carry on.

I think both of us know

we either change or we go

lets carry on.