After we returned home I was told that I had to clean my clothes before the bloods stains. As I was taking off my clothes I put on my favorite shirt, it was a big smiley face on the front and on the back it said I Smile Everyday Bitches. It's my favorite out of all the clothes I have, I just throw on a pair of shorts as I went to the wash room and it began.

•Few minutes later•

"Damn! It won't come out!!" I shouted trying to get the blood out but it wasn't going anywhere. I was getting tired of this so much, I just throw the shirt away off in the corner. I started to pout, as I began thinking of ways to fix this shit. Splendorman came in and saw me pouting looking at the shirt off in the corner, he smiled from the look on my face. It was saying, 'I'll burn your cotton ass, you fucker.' 

"Happy, need some help?" He asked me, I shook my head. I hate receiving help from others, it makes me feel like I'm helpless so I will figure this out without help.

"No I got this and if I don't I'll just burn it. I can always go out and steal some more clothes." I told him with a smile on my face.

"Okay call me if you need any help." He said while walking away from me. I looked at the shirt and frowned, time to die fucker.

I smiled, grabbing the shirt and throwing it into a metal barrel outside the house. Pouring lighter fluid on it, I light a match and smiled. "Bye Bye." I said dropping the match and watched it burn. I turned around and walked back inside cause I was getting cold. 

POINTS:

Happy: 1

Shirt: 0