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Section D (Ab koi nahi puchega ki B se D kaise pahuch gaye kyuki periods alag alag sections mein bhi hote hai isiliye),

*THE FAKE TEACHERS ENTERED THE CLASS*

All - Good Afternoon Teacher

Karan(whispers to Sanju) - Jaisa suna hai Sec D ke baare mein vaisi to nahi lag rahi hai ye class

Sanju - Haa bhai lagto to yahi hai

Monu(whispers to them) - Yaha padhane aaye hai panchayat canteen mein bhi kar sakte hai

Sid(whispers to the trio) - Par apne school mein to canteen hai hi nahi

The trio - Abe yaar

Aditya(Ofcourse Student) - Bhaiya aaj Science ka test hai

Sanju - Are ye har class mein test hi hai kya

Sid - Chalo koi ni vo ham actually, Normally and logically aap sabka introduction lenge

Sachin(Kishan 2.0 hai ye) - Haash finally science ka test nahi hua kyuki maine truly kuch nahi padha tha bhaiya aur sweetly Thankyou bhaiya

Karan - Isse pehle tum dono kuch bhi shuru karo ham Introduction start karte hai

Sanju - Hmm to isi se start karto hai beta What is your name???

Aditya(Best friend of Sachin) - Ma'am main main du iska intro

Sanju - Kyu vo gunga hai

Aditya - Nahi to

Sanju - To use bolne do

Sachin - No ma'am aaj isi ko bolne dete hai main bhi to ek baar dekh lu kaisa intro deta hai mera

Sanju - Hmm thik hai

Aditya - To start karte hue ye hamara ek Pig hai isko ham specially Africa ke jangalo se uthakar laaye hai iska naam hai husnpari aur ye hai sabki pyaari urf Sachin Bikhari oh mera matlab Bilhaari

Sachin - Ni itna accha intro kaise de diyo hai tune

Aditya - Haina talent to bachpan se hai par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya

Sid - Dono jaanwar chup chaap baitho

Sanju - Ek jaanwar dusre jaanwaro ko chup karwaate hue

Monu - Vaise baat bhi sahi hai janwar janwar ki madat nahi karega to kaun karega

Sid - Insaan madat karega na ek minute kya bola tune

Shrishti - Bhaiya didi cool cool aur zyada ho raha ho to dermi cool lagao aur thanda ehsaas paao

Sanju - Hmm to Bilhaari ji bataiye aapki hobbies kya hai

Sachin - Ma'am meri hobbies Iss Aditya ko tang karna aur alas karke so jaana aur class mein maze maarna aur haa shayari likhna bahut pasand hai mujhe

Karan - To isi baat par ek arz karo

Aditya - Irshaad Irshaad

Irshaad - Haa bhai bol

Aditya - Irshad Khan kaam kar na apna

Sachin - To arz kiya hai ki
Aana hamare dwaar par jab bhi hamse koi fariyaad ho ,
Meri har shayari se pehle Aditya bolta tha Murdabad Murdabad aaj kyu bola Irshaad ho Irshaad ho!!!

All clapped

Sanju - Hmm Aditya tum apni hobbies batao

Aditya - Meri koi hobbies nahi hai didi mujhe bas bakwas karne mein maza aata hai lekin haa ek shayari likhi hai kisi ki buri sangati mein aakar *looking to Sachin*

Sachin - Are bak bak *received a glare from Aditya*

Aditya - To arz kiya hai
Suno Tumhe zaroorat pade to batana zaroor ,
Salah nahi saath mein hazaar dukh baatenge aur tumhare dukh ko khushi mein badal denge huzoor!!!

All Clapped

Sachin - Oye hoye kya bola hai kya bola hai bro dil mein hole karke arteries ko chukar cerebrum se nikal kar dil mein waapas aa gaya bro

Whole class laughed

Just then classmate of the fake teachers came

Harshit - Be bhai takla mera matlab Rakesh Sir aur Principal Ma'am bula rahi hai jaldi aaja principal cabin mein

Karan - Be announcement karke bula leta

Harshit - Abe Mike ka urje furje staff room mein pade hai vo ek bacche ne gusse main uss Mick ko giraaya aur kuchal daala

Sanju - Waah kitne tejasvi bacche hai be

Monu - Abe ye sab baad mein bhi kar sakte hai abhi kaam kare to behtar ho

Sid - HAA TO BACCHO HAM ABHI THODI DER MEIN AA RAHE HAI TAB TAK FINGER ON YOUR LIPS OK

Kriti ( Gunjan 2.0) - Bhaiya bacche hai kathputli nahi

Sid - To thik hai na jo subject ham padhane aaye the vo padh lo

Sachin - Be ye subject kaunsa padhate hai

Kriti - Mujhe to lagta hai Physics padhate hai

Aditya - Be vo apna subject bhi nahi hai apne mein mujhe to lagta hai chemistry padhate hai

Kriti - Haa ye to hai na jaise hamara subject

Sachin - Be kitna bekaar school hai apna

Aditya - Agreed

Sachi

Sanju - CHUPPPPPP CHUP SAARE KE SAARE JHINGUR AGAR EK SHABD AUR BOLA NA MAA BHAWANI KI KASAM PANKHE SE ULTA LATKA DENGE SABKO

Monu - Chal jaldi late ho raha hai

Sanju - Haa chal

And they went out from the class

Irshaad - *To Aditya* Be bhai science ki notebook de de kaam karna hai

Aditya - Main nahi de raha jaa

Irshaad - Haa wild boar hai na dega bhi nahi

Aditya*whispers to Sachin* - Be bhai ye kya bol gayo mere to sar ke upar te nikal gayo

Sachin*whispers back* - Kisi ko bataiyo mat vo tere ko jangli suar bolke nikal liyo

Aditya - AYE JANGLI SUAR (PIG) KAISE BOLA BE

*And they started fighting*
Just then from anywhere the fake teachers came

Karan - Haa lad lo mar lo ek kaam karo Battle of Plassey chaalu kar lo

Aditya - Bhaiya ye Irshaad gaali de raha hai

Sid - Haa yaar ek to ye bhai behen gaaliyan bhi to bahut dene lage hai

Sanju - Ek minute tere to bhai behen hai hi nahi

Sid - Aye tu bhawnao ko samajh na yaar

Karan - Abe uski bhi sunlo ek baar

Monu - Aisa kya bol diya be

Aditya - Didi jangli suar (pig) bol raha hai

Karan - Bahut badhiya ye kaha fas gaya main yaha aana hi nahi chahiye tha

Sachin - Ab to fas gaye

Sid - Haa chidde tu India ki Capital bataiyo

Sachin - Ye aapko Mera Bhai samaan beta batayega bol bete

Aditya - Haa Islamabad

Sachin - Ye mujhse kaisa paap hua ,
Ye main kiska baap hua
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