Day 1:
Hi world! Today, I'm starting my Pokémon journey across the Alola region! I'm so excited! I'm gonna train my Pokémon up to be SUPER strong and I'm gonna rule the islands!! Oh, I have to go now. SEE YOU TOMORROW!!

Day 2:
I've gone really far in the past day. However, I have to continue. Bye!

Day 3:
I'm actually surprised. I'm almost at the Elite Four. This is getting intense. I'll see you later. I have to battle evil Lusamine.

Day 4:
I DID IT!! I ACTUALLY DID IT! I AM THE FIRST CHAMPION OF THE ALOLA REGION!!!!! I have so much ahead of me! I'm just so excited and thrilled I can't even breathe!

Day 5:
I don't know what to do with my life. Hopefully I'll figure it out soon. Maybe I'll complete the Pokédex. Yeah..I think I'll do that! Wish me luck!

Day 30:
I've caught about 1/3 of the Alolan Pokédex. I'm going steady, but there are some Pokémon I just can't seem to find! It's frustrating!

Day 60:
I've caught every Pokémon in the Alolan Dex except one: Happiny. Where do I find one? I'm confused...

Day 456:
FINALLY! I found a Happiny, and it's taken quite a liking to me. I've been keeping it out of its Pokéball lately. I hold it a lot in the wintertime because its egg is very warm. It's nice.

Day 459:
The egg is very warm, but it looks a bit discolored. I think it's just the egg growing.

Day 461:
The egg is very discolored. It's kind of yellow, and it kind of smells bad. It's still pretty warm though.

Day 465:
The egg is a dark yellow. It's lost its warmth, as well. There are no Pokémon veterinarians anywhere. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

Day 470:
THE EGG IS BROWN

Day 475:
I'm really worried. I like having Happiny out with me, but after being around my other Pokémon, my other Pokémon are turning brown. I don't know what's happening and I'm worried they're all dying at once.

Day 480:
Happiny is turning brown. Even my skin is turning gray. We're all dying. Dying and rotting just like Happiny's egg. Run while you still can. Don't end up like me.