HELLBØUND - Welcome to Heaven // S3 Episode 6

The episode begins with Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket. Wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to Heaven for a few hours.

Charlie stands up and paces a bit.

Charlie: Vaggie, we are only going to Heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Y/N: She's right. We can't miss this chance.

They look to see Y/N.

Charlie: Y/N...

Y/N: Sorry. Didn't mean to intrude, but I'm also nervous. Because... I'm finally going to be in Heaven.

Charlie: I bet you feel very excited to see it, huh?

Y/N: I am...

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that... thing.

Charlie & Y/N: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the... thing uhm... Fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.

Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: What about Y/N?

Charlie: I want to see this through with you. You're a good person. And I can't ask for a better partner.

Y/N: *smiles softly*

Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.

Charlie: Yes!

Charlie hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek, making Y/N smile. The scene then changes to the main hotel room as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.

Angel Dust: Ngh, fuck.

Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.

Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

While Angel was explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straightened his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapsed on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie came into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.

Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!

Y/N: Everyone, get behind me! *transforms*

An female outline, revealed to be Cherri Bomb, appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.

Cherri Bomb: What up, hoes? *laughs*

Angel Dust heard the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.

Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby!

Cherri jumps into the room.

Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

Cherri sensed Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.

Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.

Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.

Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.

Vaggie: Nope, gimme that.

Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.

Angel Dust: I love seein' ya, Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.

Cherri Bomb: You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re-

Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! *shakes Cherri's hand* Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around.

Cherri Bomb: *snorts* Wonder why.

Charlie: *obliviously* Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.

Cherri Bomb: W-W-Wait, they?

Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty was shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.

Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!

Cherri mistook Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.

Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ange-

Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money, and Cherri instantly made her decision since she's getting paid with a watt of cash.

Cherri Bomb: ... Ooh! Never mind, let's GO!

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about...

Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.

Charlie: *screams with delight* Now!

Y/N: *eyes widen* W-Whoa...

Charlie grabs Vaggie and Y/N with both arms and throws them into the portal and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.

Charlie: Bye!!

Charlie enter the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock.

Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

Sir Pentious didn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.

Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.

Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious heard her well and was flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately got over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.

Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. *panicked* What-What do I do? What do I wear?

Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she didn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.

Cherri Bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead.

And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who was blushing red after Cherri touched his hand. The scene cuts right into the golden gates of Heaven where Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them.

Charlie: Vaggie, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?

Vaggie: *sarcastically* Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow.

Y/N: Holy cow! I've always wondered what Heaven would be like. ... I feel... so peaceful... *sighs happily* This is so... beautiful... I feel like I'm gonna cry...

Vaggie: Go ahead. No one will judge.

Charlie and Vaggie approached the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.

St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name please?

Charlie: Oh! Uhm, uh, Charlie Morningstar!

Y/N: Y/N L/N.

Peter opens the book of reservations that were supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who wish to enter Heaven.

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, Y/N L/N, hmm, *mumbling names from list* I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd. But, L/N? That's definitely familiar.

Charlie: Uh, uhm, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe...

St. Peter: Oh, Dad! Okay!

Charlie: Try Lucifer... Morning... star?

Peter realized who Lucifer is and freaks out in shock.

St. Peter: Oh, fuck! *nervously* Yeah, hoooo, hehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie and Vaggie. Vaggie was unamused of Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment.

Vaggie: Oh, here we go.

Charlie: No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting.

Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.

Sera: Saint Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar and hero of Hell. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. You two are gifted to be here.

The angel, Emily, was super-excited to see outsiders from Heaven that she squeals and comes forward to greet them.

Emily: *squeals* Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. *giggles* Welcome to Heaven!

Y/N: *chuckles* My, quite hyperactive, aren't ya?

Emily: *gasps* Y/N! I was wondering when you would show up.

Y/N: Wait, you know about me?

Emily: Yes! I was distraught that you got sent to Hell. Your parents, too. But, here you are! *squeals* They'll be so happy to see you! They're so proud of the man you've grown up to be.

Y/N: Right, right.

Peter flies overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing "Welcome to Heaven" begins. The gates open to reveal to Charlie, Y/N, and the unamused Vaggie the world of Heaven, a beautiful, clean paradise that is the complete opposite of Hell. Even the Angels looked completely different than the demons.

St. Peter (Singing): 🎵Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...
Welcome to Heaven, oh oh!
Where the virtuous reside, 24/7, oh oh!
People are happy that they died, cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife. It's the perfect afterlife!
Welcome to Heaven, oh oh!🎵

St. Peter flies amongst many advertisements in Heaven.

St. Peter (Singing): 🎵Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven, oh!
Please keep your brimstone off the floor, we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot🎵

St. Peter poses with lots of other angels.

St. Peter (Singing): 🎵And ev-ery-one is hot!🎵

Emily (Singing): 🎵Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around. After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down!🎵

Sera (Singing): 🎵Of course it is just temporary, I'm sorry you can't stay🎵

Emily and St. Peter grabs hands and fly up together, before falling back down and posing with some other angels.

St. Peter & Emily (Singing): 🎵Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day! Welcome to Heaven!🎵

St. Peter (Singing): 🎵Yeah!🎵

He pants after finishing the song. Charlie, Vaggie, Y/N, and Emily runs hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who was drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie.

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Lute: What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

Adam goes to challenge Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!

Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly because of their plans.

Lute: SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?

Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the Exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know fine. *slurps drink* Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.

Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.

Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter and her... friend. I never would have agreed to your... *Adam slurps his soda drink* 'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: Yeah. Got it.

Vaggie, Y/N, and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly.

Charlie: Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!

Y/N: Man, the gang's missing out on everything.

Vaggie: Those are just rainbow sprinkles.

Charlie: *stands up excitedly* Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! And she's taking Y/N to see his parents, again! You coming?

Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. But, hug a koala for me.

Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala? *squeals happily* See you later! Come on, Y/N!

Charlie zips right out of the door and Y/N follows as he feels Vaggie's hesitation, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam. barging right in to greet her.

Adam: Hey there, Vag-asaurus!

Vaggie: Charlie will be back soon. You need to get out now.

Adam enters the room, Lute behind him.

Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. Or the kid. I'm looking for you.

Vaggie: Why?

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band. You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet!

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realized how Adam has never forgotten her. A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists came flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons were being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter hair.

Adam: You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie. (Vae-gi)

Cuts back to the present with the annoyed Vaggie.

Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vag-gie. (Va-gie)

Adam: Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?

Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child was running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches to a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsidered her decision.

Vaggie: *whispering* Go, run. Now!

The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind herr. Vaggie realizes she was spotted before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie.

Lute: Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven.

Lute brings up Vaggie's head and cuts her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumpster, before Charlie, in the past, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.

Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that, I guess.

The scene cuts back to the present where Lute was disgusted of their relationship.

Lute: Their love is vile and blasphemous.

Adam: Hot as fuck, though. But, I wonder what your bitch and possum bot would think if they found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?

Vaggie: What do you want?

Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.

Vaggie: Never!

Adam: Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows and her pathetic friend that she's been fucking someone who's killed thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!

Adam and Lute leaves the room. Vaggie was scared that her secret is going to be exposed to her girlfriend. The scene transitions to an angelic courtroom.

Charlie: Oh no, not him, again!

Y/N: That's Adam?

Adam: What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine where or not a soul in hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: *sighs* Thank you, seraphim. *clears throat* Webster's dictionary defines redemption as-

Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm...

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.

Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Y/N L/N, who stands before me.

Adam: Oh yeah, the so-called Demonic Hero. He's totally worth being redeemed. *blows raspberry*

Y/N: *whispers* Well, fuck you, too, jackass...

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?

Adam: Uhmm... W-Well... Uhh...

Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok? *mutters*

Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.

Vaggie: *reading list* "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." Are you fucking serious?

Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? *laughs nervously* Right, Sera?

Sera: He has done a lot of good deeds in Hell, despite facing such hatred...

Charlie: Well, Y/N's the most purest and kind-hearted soul I've ever taken in. In fact, he's dedicated to helping me achieve my dreams of redemption.

Y/N: That's right!

Adam: Then, let's fucking see it, brah! *snaps fingers*

Charlie: Your honor, may I present... Exhibit A.

The scene transitions to the nightclub Angel Dust and co. are at.

Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

Husk: I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Loona: *hesitant* I'm not sure about being in a sex club, right now.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, dear, what are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!

Sir Pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! *giggles*

Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

Cherri Bomb: Why? Didn't you say we're arch rivals?

Sir Pentious: Uhm... uhh... Because I'm buying everyone a drink!

Crowd: Free drinks! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink.

Cherri Bomb: Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too. Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.

Blitzø: Yeah, take a chill pill. This is our day off.

Husk: Here we go.

Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us.

Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just... *sighs* I just thought you were better than that.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long!

Angel Dust: I, uhh... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.

Husk: *approvingly* Hmm.

Loona: ...

Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?

Angel Dust: I.. I guess?

Sir Pentious slithers back into frame

Sir Pentious: Cherri, I bought you another shot. B-Because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray! *chuckles*

Crowd: Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: *drinks shot* Ah... Fuck it, let's do it.

Husk: *sighs*

Loona: N/N, honey, wherever you are... I hope you're okay. *walks away*

Adam: Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The Demonic Hero has married a scum-sucking dog and gave birth to wretched creatures. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!

Y/N: What was that, dickhead?!

Adam: You heard me, you sniveling brat!

Y/N: *growls angrily* I dare you to say that, again, to my wife!

Adam: *smirks* With pleasure.

Charlie: Uhm, objection! Are you really telling me you've never a romantic love story between a human and a hellhound?

Adam: Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok? A human and a hellhound can't be together! It's forbidden! And it makes me sick. *gags* Like seriously. How far have you fallen, human?

Charlie: *growls*

Y/N: Oh, you're just begging to get your ass kicked, aren't you?

Adam: *to Vaggie, with malicious intent* What do you think?

Vaggie: I-I-I have to go the bathroom!

Charlie: What? Vaggie, can you hold it?! *frustrated groan* Y/N is capable of making good decisions, come on! Please, give him a chance.

Sera: *sighs* Yeah, I don't know.

Emily: Come on, let's give him a chance.

???: She's right.

Everyone looked to see a man and woman in white gowns, angelic haloes, and white wings.

Charlie: Who are you?

Adam: F/N and M/N. I should've known you'd be here.

F/N: Can it, Adam! Our boy is capable of a lot more than you think.

They fly up to Y/N and hug him.

M/N: He may be a demon, now, but he's still a human being. Besides, there is that legend.

Adam: Oh, don't even bring that demonic urban legend into my domain. Everything's perfect the way it is. We don't need his help to fix anything.

F/N: That's what you think, Adam.

M/N: Sera, with all due respect, even though Y/N has become a demon, he still holds on to hope, despite the struggle he's been through in life and death. He's done the impossible. He's even defeated Satan!

F/N: Don't you think he deserves it after what he's done?

Sera: ... Very well, the court will allow it.

Charlie: Fuck yes! I mean... Heh... Thank you.

Back in Hell...

Cherri Bomb: Round 12, motherfuckers! The heels are coming off!

Angel Dust: Ho ho, yeah! Keep 'em coming! Come on, right here! Come right to daddy.

Sir Pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends! *chuckles*

Niffty: Everything's spinny! *giggles*

Loona: ...

Blitzø: Loonie, you good?

Loona: Just worried.

Blitzø: Worried?

Loona: About the pups and Y/N. I can't drink alcohol, anymore! I don't want to set a bad example for the kids.

Blitzø: Loonie, you're doing very well. Although I did say that you weren't fit to be a mother, you're doing a great job. Trust me. And if Y/N were here, he'd say the same thing.

Loona: ... *smiles softly* Heh. Thanks.

Angel Dust: Alright, I think you're done, tiny.

Niffty: No! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Cherri Bomb: Oh, come on, bitch! She can handle a little more!

Angel Dust: She's like 10 pounds soaking wet and- Oh, shit, where'd she go?

Loona: Blitzø? Where's Niffty?

Blitzø: How should I know?

Moxxie: That rascal's tough to keep track of nowadays.

Millie: Shit!

Guys at Table: Hey! Fuck!

Niffty: Dirty, dirty! Make it clean!

Angel Dust: Damn it, Niffty. Sorry, fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!

Niffty: Chlorine... Bleach...

Loona: I told you this was a bad idea!

Angel Dust: Well, I didn't think she would get wasted like this, Loona! Give me a damn break!

Cherri Bomb: Angie, what the fuck you doin'? You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!

Angel Dust: Look, she ain't used to this scene. I-I just dont want her to end up in the gutter like I used to.

Loona: *eyes widen* W-Wow. That's... uncharacteristically kind of you.

Cherri Bomb: *scoff* WHATEVER, NERD! Just catch up when you're done!

Niffty: *laughing*

Angel Dust: STOP!! You can't take tha- GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!

Niffty: I'm the mess...?

Niffty starts crying.

Loona: Oh, fuck!

Angel Dust: Oh... shh shh. Hey hey, Hey, calm down. Take deep breaths. It's fine. Shh.. Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?

Niffty: *stops crying* Yeah...

Angel puts Niffty on Husk's head while she giggles about it.

Husk: The fuck is this?

Angel Dust: She's wasted, just go with it.

Husk: Really? *sees Niffty playing with his ears & wings* Ugh, get the...

Sir Pentious: Ahh... HEY, WOW!!!! Hey, so... I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhmm... do a... sssSEX with me?

Cherri: *snort* I'm sorry, why would we have sex?

Sir Pentious: Uh... Uhm... because I'm having sex with everyone here! *laughs briefly before being grabbed*

Crowd cheers before dragging Pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside.

Sir Pentious: Wait! *screams*

Cherri: You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch.

Husk: The hotel isn't a problem, it's-

Angel Dust: Valentino.

Husk: Exactly.

Angel Dust: No, Valentino!

The camera pans to Valentino at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons.

Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? I could make you a star...

Blitzø: Oh, shit. One of the overlords...

Angel Dust: Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? Wait... Where's Niffty?

Blitzø: Oh, don't tell me we lost her, again! Fuck!

Valentino: Ok, yeah, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you.

Niffty is seen running towards Valentino.

Niffty: Bad boy! *giggles*

Valentino: Yeah, a star. Porn star. Ok, yep, bring me another or I'll fucking kill you! I said I'll fucking kill you!

Angel Dust: Excuse me! Pardon me! Get out of my way!

Valentino: Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today?

Angel Dust: Funny.

Valentino: Who's this chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?

Niffty bites at Valentino and Valentino yelps.

Niffty: I just want a taste.

Valentino: Weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure!

Angel Dust: Fuck off, Val.

Valentino: Excuse me?

Angel Dust: I said fuck off! I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin' with any of my friends!

Valentino: Did you forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch.

Angel Dust: Yeah, you do, in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. Not to mention, when Y/N finds out what you and the other overlords did, he'll fuck you up! Not in a sexual way. He'll make sure you don't see the light of next day, so once again, FUCK. OFF!!

Valentino smacks Angel, sending him tumbling to the side as Valentino walks over.

Valentino: Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow. And s for your boy toy, I'll make sure he suffers for not fearing me.

Angel Dust: Go ahead and try. If there's anything you should be afraid of, it's my best friend N/N. Trust me, he's not the kind of guy you want to piss off. *stands up & walks away*

Cherri Bomb: Fuckin' dickhead...

Angel Dust: Fuck it. It was worth it.

Husk: Way to go, kid.

Niffty tears off a part of Valentino's fur.

Valentino: Ow! What the fuck?!?

Niffty: For my collection! *chuckles* Wait up, guys!

Cherri Bomb: Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job.

Angel Dust: There's room for everyone, and you know... you could come crash with us, too.

Cherri: Ok, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' out for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see! But, if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?

Sir Pentious: *panting* Is Cherri still here?

Cherri walks into the sex room with another demon.

Sir Pentious: Damnit!

Loona: *smiles* Y'know, Pentious, if I didn't know better, I think you're trying to hit on her.

Sir Pentious: *blushes* W-What? No, I'm not.

Blitzø: You wanna fuck her.

Sir Pentious: *blushing* ...

Loona: *laughs* Relax, snake boy. You're fine.

The scene transitions back to the angelic courthouse.

Charlie: See! He did everything on your checklist! He was selfless, he stopped Niffty from stealing, and he stuck it to that moth man! All thanks to Y/N's best efforts.

F/N: *smiles* Well done, Y/N.

Y/N: Thanks.

Adam: Uhhh... Well, uh... Then, why isn't he here, then? Hm?

Emily: Yeah, why isn't he here?

Charlie: Wait... None of you know what gets a soul into Heaven?

Sera: This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe.

You Didn't Know starts.

Emily (Singing): 🎵But she was right, Sera
She showed us a soul can improve
He saw the light, Sera
Checked all the boxes that you said would
Prove a person deserves a second chance
Now we turn our backs, no second glance?🎵

Sera (Singing): 🎵It's not as simple as you think
Not everything is spelled in ink🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵It's not fair, Sera🎵

Vaggie (Singing): 🎵Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵No! Don't you care, Sera?
That just because someone is dead
It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways
Turn the page
Escape infernal blaze🎵

Sera (Singing): 🎵I'm sure you wish it could be so
But there's a lot that you don't know🎵

Lute (Singing): 🎵What are we even talkin' about?
Some crack-whore who fucked up already?
He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth
This discussion is senseless and petty🎵

Lute & Adam (Singing): 🎵There's no question to be posed
He's unholy, case closed
Did you forget that "Hell is forever"?🎵

Adam (Singing): 🎵A man only lives once
We'll see you in one month
Gotta say, I can't wait to🎵

Sera: Adam..

Adam (Singing): 🎵Come down and exterminate you!🎵

Emily: Wait!

Adam: Shit!

Emily (Singing): 🎵What are you saying?
Let me get this straight
You go down there and kill those poor souls?🎵

Charlie: You didn't know?

Adam: Whoops!

Lute (Singing): 🎵Guess the cat's out of the bag🎵

Adam (Singing): 🎵What's the big deal?🎵

Emily (Singing): 🎵Sera, tell me that you didn't know🎵

Sera (Singing): 🎵I thought, since I'm older
It's my load to shoulder🎵

Emily: No!

Sera (Singing): 🎵You have to listen
It was such a hard decision
I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to
Do what was required🎵

Emily (Singing): 🎵To think that I admired you
Well, I don't need your condescension
I'm not a child to protect
Was talk of virtue just pretension?
Was I too naïve to expect you
To heed the morals you're purveying?🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵That's what the fuck I've been saying!🎵

Charlie & Emily (Singing): 🎵If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie!🎵

Sera: *spoken* Emily!

Charlie & Emily (Singing): 🎵If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky
The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say
When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵I was told not to trust in angels🎵

Adam (Singing): 🎵By her?🎵

Lute (Singing): 🎵Ha! She should know🎵

Vaggie (Singing): 🎵We should go🎵

Charlie (Singing): 🎵No! Don't you see?
We've come so close
Look at them fighting
They're at each other's throats🎵

Adam (Singing): 🎵Don't you act all high and mighty
Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?🎵

Vaggie (Singing): 🎵Don't, Adam, please!🎵

Adam (Singing): 🎵What's the fuss?
Why hide the fact that you're an angel
Just like us?🎵

The song ends. Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief while Y/N was shocked.

Sera: *inhales to keep composure* I'm sorry... But, this court finds no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed.

Adam: Oh, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT, BITCHES. You better save the date, cunts, 'cause we're coming to your hotel FIRST.

F/N: That's enough! Adam, stand down! Sera, there may not be evidence to prove it so, but you can't let him get away with this! We've been at peace for a long time and the demons haven't invaded our doorstep all because of Y/N.

M/N: He's right, Sera! If you follow through with this, then you'll be no better than the demons.

Sera: I beg your pardon?

M/N: Sera, you'd be doing exactly what the demons did. You'll be invading their doorstep, destroying the peace that was hard-fought for a long time! You can't do this!

F/N: Besides, I believe it was Y/N who said that being human is all about having heart. Even you must know that.

Sera: ... I'm sorry, F/N and M/N. But, the court has spoken.

F/N: ...

M/N: ...

Y/N: It's alright, Mom. Dad.

Everyone looks at Y/N.

Y/N: If that's how little these people believe in me, then I'll prove them wrong, just as I did countless times.

Adam: *laughs* You?! What can a pathetic nobody like you do?

Y/N: You've seen firsthand what I'm capable of. You're fully aware of my power. How do we know that this isn't some pathetic attempt to hide your fear from our progress?

Everyone: ...

Adam: *scoffs* Me? The first human being that's walk the Earth, afraid of a mewling brat? What makes you say that?

Y/N: You already know, don't you?

Adam: ...

Y/N: Hell isn't forever, Adam. And if it is, then all it takes is one person to make a difference. All it takes is someone that's willing to offer them a hand. People, even demons, can have feelings like humans do. And you people don't seem to understand it because you're all selfish and blind! And by the way I look at you, you're all the demons, here!

Sera: What's that supposed to mean?

Y/N: When it comes to people's emotions, "human", "angel", and "demon" define who you are. And the fact that you, Adam, take pleasure in slaughtering people... proves that you're the REAL demon, here! How the hell did a worthless nobody like you even end up in Heaven?

Everyone gasped, ticking Adam off to the point he jumped down and towered over Y/N.

Adam: You don't know when to respect those powerful than you are, do you?

Y/N: I have no respect for stupid and selfish people who only care about themselves. To be honest, I did want to come here and see my parents and ask them questions... But... I have nothing to ask. And so, I ask you, Adam. What makes you think slaughtering people is the correct way to do things? What's so satisfying about watching blood spill the floor and hearing people scream?

Adam: What's not to love than to watch scum like you and your whore friend suffer? Now, I definitely have a reason to go. Because I'm going to kill you. And everyone you hold deer! Including your pathetic bottom-feeding dog and those worthless scoundrels!

Y/N: *eyes widen* ...

Y/N could feel a red streak zip past his head as he quickly got angry and transformed in front of everyone.

Y/N (ADF): YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DARLING LOONA AND MY FAMILY!!! If you attack them... I'll never forgive you!

Adam: *mocking* Oh, I'm so scared.

Y/N (ADF): You should be! I'm not the kind of person you should piss off, so if I were you, I'd call of the extermination and never interfere with Hell, again! Unless you're really eager to die. ... *clenches fists* I'm so angry... I feel like I wanna kill you, here and now! ... But, I'll store all of my anger and wait until the day arrives because I'm the chosen one of the Promised Time!

Everyone gasped.

Y/N (ADF): That's right! I am the one that will put an end to the war between Heaven and Hell! I am the one who will help Charlie succeed in achieving redemption! I am the one who will bring balance to both Heaven and Hell! I AM THE ONE WHO WILL PROTECT THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED AND THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT FROM THE LIKES OF YOU ALL!!!

M/N: ... F/N?

F/N: Huh?

M/N: *nods*

F/N: ... *sighs* Everyone! We have a confession to make!

Adam: Oh, great.

F/N: The legend of Y/N... was made by us.

Everyone: What?!

(Flashback)

F/N and M/N were seen with their wings and halos as they fought back against the Exorcists. M/N clashed with one with their spears and M/N decapitated one, but was tackled by another.

F/N (Angel): M/N!

He pushed one back and flew to M/N. He kicked the Exorcist back and pierced his spear through it.

M/N (Angel): Thanks.

F/N (Angel): No problem.

They looked up to see millions.

M/N (Angel): There's so many of them. We can't fight them all.

F/N (Angel): We don't have to. We just need to hold them back until time runs out.

M/N (Angel): My argument still stands, F/N! What do we do?

F/N (Angel): ... We need a counter-revolution. Something that'll bring hope to these people, even if it's just a rumor.

M/N (Angel): Like what?

F/N looked ahead.

F/N (Angel): We create a miracle.

M/N (Angel): A miracle? How?

F/N (Angel): Do you trust me to do something completely stupid?

M/N (Angel): What?

F/N (Angel): I'm asking you to trust me. I have a plan.

M/N hesitated, but she nodded. F/N flew off with M/N following him to a nearby house.

M/N (Angel): Where are we going?

F/N (Angel): It's just a hunch, but... We're going to see the devil.

M/N (Angel): ... WHAT?!

After a while, they arrived at Lucifer's place and F/N knocked.

M/N: You sure he's here?

F/N:I'm sure. I can feel his presence. I can't explain it, but like I said, it's a hunch.

Lucifer: *opens door* Whoa! What are you two doing here? You're not here to kill me, are ya?

M/N: This is the devil?

F/N: Lucifer, am I right?

Lucifer: Who's asking?

F/N: Listen, we've come to give you some news on something. Something that'll happen in the future.

Lucifer: What are you, fortune tellers?

F/N: No. We've come here by God Himself to tell you that a young human will arrive in Hell and they will be the one who will end this madness.

Lucifer: It's not just madness. It's a catastrophe! But please, continue.

M/N: We know about what's going on Heaven. We know about the Exorcists, so we've come to tell you that someone will come to Hell and they will bring back the balance to Heaven and Hell that was lost for a long time.

Lucifer: What?

F/N: We know that you're a dreamer. Is that what you want?

Lucifer: ... I-In a way.

M/N: Then, this human will arrive in Hell and help achieve the impossible. All we ask is for you to spread the word after all of this.

Lucifer: Won't the people think it's some stupid legend?

M/N: We want them to think that way, but it will come true. Trust us.

Lucifer: ... So, does the human have a name?

F/N: We can't tell you that, but what we can tell you is that the legend speaks of a human mortal with a pure and kind-hearted heart will arrive in Hell in human form, but will posses demonic powers that could rival even the likes of Satan and unless he or she can master their powers, their anger will ignite a smoldering flame in their heart and will burn like hellfire until the human's anger can be quelled and as the human continues to grow stronger through every battle and experience that puts them at the edge of death, the human will bounce back with wrathful power. With the power bestowed upon them and as they continue to grow stronger, they are destined to bring peace, justice, and balance to both Heaven and Hell.

Lucifer: ... That doesn't even rhyme.

F/N: We know.

Lucifer: ... *sighs* Fine. But, this better be true!

F/N and M/N nodded.

(Present Day)

F/N: We kept it secret up until now. We were the one's who gave him the power needed to defeat the mightiest of foes. When he came to Heaven, he was unconscious, but we knew what had to be done.

(Flashback)

F/N and M/N were seen with an unconscious Y/N.

M/N: You sure about this?

F/N: No, but... The afterlife needs someone like him. Besides, we promised Lucifer that he will get the human. And Y/N, here, is the perfect candidate to carry the legend. Despite going through so much in his life, he held on to hope. And hope is all these demons need.

M/N: ... Alright. But, we can't send him down there like this.

F/N: That's why I was able to ask Sera and Emily for help on forming a spell that can channel our energy into one.

M/N: That's a possibility?

F/N: Yes. And we will be the kind of angels that will answer the prayers of the people in Hell. And we'll give them Y/N. Come on, M/N. I need you in on this.

M/N: Okay...

They held their hands over Y/N and he was suddenly enveloped by a golden light.

F/N: Unfortunately, Y/N will have to start from scratch as a simple demon, but as he grows stronger through every experience in Hell, he'll grow stronger than even Satan.

M/N: You sure that's a possibility?

F/N: We need to have faith in our son. We are the L/N family, the people that will do the impossible, no matter the odds. We've done so much for Earth in our youth, and now we must bestow everything into Y/N.

M/N: Sounds like a lot of responsibility for a young adult.

F/N: It is, but... We all have our responsibilities and we never got to fulfill ours.

The light died down.

F/N: That's why Y/N will be able to finish the work we never got to finish. It'll be a lot for him, but... I'm confident he can do it. He's our son. We're the ones who are willing to make a difference in this world when no one else would.

M/N: ... If you say so.

F/N: Well, it is the duty of a parent to unconditionally put their faith in a child, so we'd be fulfilling one responsibility.

M/N: ...

(Present Day)

F/N: We sent him to Hell to help create the balance you and the angels destroyed when you formed Extermination Day. When Adam was here in Heaven.

M/N: Of course it was too much for Y/N, but we knew the risk. That's what being a hero is all about. And Y/N believed it, even in the end.

F/N: And believe me when we say that Y/N has done the impossible. And soon, he will bring back the world everyone believed in. After all, he's the Demonic Hero.

Y/N: ... Guys...

F/N: I'm sorry we did what we did, Y/N, but it wasn't fair for us to kick the bucket on you like that.

M/N: The least we could do when you died was give you what you never got. A family to call your own.

Y/N: ...

M/N: We're so sorry.

Y/N: No... Don't be.

F/N: Hm?

Y/N: *smiles softly* I always knew something was off when I found out I was in Hell. And it was thanks to you two that I was able to meet Loona and the others. I... I really can't tell you how happy I feel to know that it was my parents that created my life. And now that I'm here in front of you two... I can finally thank you two. For everything.

F/N: *smiles*

M/N: *smiles & cries softly*

Y/N: ... Oh, and before I forget, Adam, care to tell everyone about what happened on Earth?

Adam: What?

Y/N: *glared* Don't be a dumbass! You disobeyed God by eating the fruit!

Adam: *eyes widen* W-What?! How'd you-

Y/N: You've committed countless sins, and yet, here you are. In Heaven. If someone as worthless and stupid as you has made it here, then clearly, Heaven really is a lie. You were given a chance into paradise, and yet, this is how you want to spend your afterlife? Slaughtering demons when they did nothing to you? Ridiculous... COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!!!

Adam: ...

Y/N: ... Alright, Adam, why don't you and me fight? For the future!

Charlie: What?

Y/N: I hereby declare a proposal! If I win, you and your Exorcists are to leave Hell and never return!

Adam: And if I win?

Y/N: If you win? ... Then, you're free to kill to your heart's content.

Charlie: *gasps*

Vaggie: No!

F/N: Son...

M/N: ...

Adam: *smirks* Deal. Hope you're ready to die, "Demonic Hero".

Y/N: The only one dying is you, asshole. I'll send you where you belong. In Hell.

Adam: See you, then. *snaps*

Charlie: What... NO!! You can't-

Vaggie: You... Mother fu-

Charlie and Vaggie scream as they are transported back to Hell through a portal.

Emily: Charlie!! Y/N!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!

Sera: That was uncalled for, Adam.

Adam: Yeah, But, did you see the looks on their fucking faces? it was.... d-d- *stammers* Sorry...

The court, Adam, and Lute fly away.

Emily: Extermination? Of human souls!? Demon or not, there is NO reason to be doing this.

Sera: They were uprising, Emily. It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful.

Emily: How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?

Sera: Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourself or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer. FALLEN. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?

Sera kisses Emily's forehead.

Sera: I'm sorry.

F/N: Then, you've doomed us all, Sera.

M/N: If Y/N dies, there won't be a Heaven to protect! He's the key to paving the future for us all! You can't let Adam do this!

Sera: I'm sorry, but I can and I will. For all of our sakes. Y/N's already tried and failed. He will fall at the hands of Adam. And Hell will no longer be a nuisance.

F/N and M/N gasp as M/N cries and hugs F/N.

F/N: You'll regret this... I promise...

Emily looks at Adam's rules gently as the episode ends.

EPISODE 7
COMING SOON, IF RAD ENOUGH