HELLBØUND (PILØT Part 2)

After Charlie gave Y/N a key for his new room, he heads up to find his designated hotel room.

Y/N: *looks around* ... Room 101... It would be... right there!

After finding his hotel room, he unlocks the door and enters the room to see a queen-size bed, a nightstand with a clock and a lamp, two decently sized windows, a TV with a remote beside it, and a bathroom next to his closet with a shower big enough for two.

Y/N: Wow. Charlie really came prepared.

After he set his keys on the bed, Y/N looks through the closet for a new fresh set of clothes and to his surprise, he found a set of clothes that were his size.

Y/N: ... Is there a thing as "too prepared"? Or are these for sinners if they're looking to be redeemed?

He shrugged and grabbed a pair of PJs and after a while of getting dressed, he got in bed and got comfortable as he pulled the blanket around him and sets his head on the pillows.

Y/N: Phew. Comfy.

After getting comfortable, he looked up at the ceiling, thinking about yesterday and today.

Y/N: Angels that come to Hell to kill demons, a Princess of Hell that wants to redeem and rehabilitate demons and sinners to save Hell from overpopulation, a Hell that's like Los Angeles/New York City... Is there anything I'm missing? Because the next thing I'll know, the King of Hell is not actually a bad person. Like he's trapped here against his own will and is a good person. ... *yawns* What a challenging start you have, N/N. What a start to your new life. Well... afterlife.

With that said, he turned to his left side and fell asleep. The next morning, he woke up and yawned as he sat up and stretched. He got up from bed and walked downstairs, being careful not to be too loud for anyone to hear him up and moving. He walked to the kitchen to see what's available.

Y/N: ... Geez. Angel wasn't kidding. There's hardly anything available to eat or drink.

On that cue, he opened a cabinet and found ingredients to make coffee.

Y/N: ... Well, if it's the only thing they got...

Going with what's there, Y/N went ahead to make coffee and as he did, he sat on a couch, planning his next move.

Y/N: ... Now that I'll be living here in the Happy Hotel, I should probably start looking for a job to make money. I know that Charlie was willing to let me stay, but... I feel like it wouldn't be fright to live off of someone's kindness, so... I should try to find a stable job to help me stay longer. ... *scoffs & chuckles* As if. It's Hell. I doubt they have a job that's suitable for me. And even if that's so, why would they be interested in hiring a human? ... Yeah, this is probably not gonna be a good start for me.

After getting his coffee, he goes to sit back down and noticed a TV.

Y/N: ... Well, it wouldn't hurt to see what's on TV.

After grabbing a remote, he turned on the TV to see what's available to watch. After a while of looking, he found a commercial that caught his attention.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow* Wait, did I hear that right? ... How are they able to get to Earth to do their job? ... Well... I guess it wouldn't hurt to do some investigation, but how am I supposed to get to Imp City? I don't have money to pay off a cab. And I sure as Hell can't walk there... But, I guess I don't have a choice. I'll wait until everyone's awake to tell them.

After finishing his coffee, he heads back up to his bedroom to pass the time. After a while, the afternoon came and Y/N walked downstairs to see everyone awake.

Y/N: ... *exhales nervously* H-Hey, everyone! I have something to say.

Everyone turned their attention to Y/N as he got down to the lobby.

Y/N: Umm... How should I put this...? I'm planning to head out and find a job.

Charlie: *eyes widen* Wait, you are?

Vaggie: N/N, are you sure about that?

Y/N: I've had all morning to think this through, so I'm sure. Besides, I need the money needed to survive if I'm gonna be living here.

Charlie: You know you don't have to, N/N. I'm willing to let you stay for as long as you want, offer you protection from Hell's hazards.

Y/N: And I appreciate that, Charlie, but... I don't wanna live off of the Princess of Hell's kindness and appreciation. I wanna be able to work and help provide for this place. It's the least I can do to return the favor.

Charlie: ... A-Alright. If that's what you want, I can't stop you.

Vaggie: But, do you have any idea on where to start?

Y/N: ... Imp City.

Husk: *spits booze & coughs*

Charlie: Imp City? You seriously gonna be looking for a job there?

Y/N: Yeah. Why? Is that place bad news?

Charlie: Well, I-I didn't say that, but... N/N, that city is full of danger. The imps there are... a little stupid and they might try to attack you because you're human.

Y/N: Charlie, not to brag or anything, but I survived Extermination Day, so I can handle some imps.

Charlie: True. Alright, just stay safe.

Y/N: Will do. *walks away*

Vaggie: Wait, do you have a way to get there?

Y/N: I'll just walk there. I don't have anything to pay off the cab driver, so I'm going on foot.

Angel Dust: Well, you know you can always offer your service to help pay them in another way.

Y/N: *eye roll* Yeah, I'm going on foot.

Charlie: Wait!

Y/N: *turns to Charlie*

Charlie: I have another idea.

After a while, the family limo arrived at the hotel.

Y/N: The limo?

Charlie: Yeah. Don't worry. This limo is in the Morningstar name, so I'm willing to offer you transportation to your job and back.

Y/N: Charlie... You know you don't have to, right?

Charlie: I do. But, after what you've done for me and Hell yesterday and the other day, I couldn't let your hard work go unrewarded, so I'm choosing to do this for you.

Y/N: *smiles softly* Thanks.

Charlie: Just come back in one piece, okay?

Y/N: *salutes* Will do, your majesty.

Charlie laughs a little as Y/N steps into the limo. He rolls down the window.

Y/N: By the way, Charlie, is there a way for a demon to travel to Earth?

Charlie: Yes, there is. However, only those of royalty are entrusted to possess that kind of magic.

Y/N: ... If that's true, then what about you and your family?

Charlie: My father is capable of opening a portal to both Earth and Heaven, but he's banished from both realms.

Y/N: Seriously? ... Good to know.

Charlie: Hey. Don't worry. My father's nothing like he is in the stories that you've read in the mortal plane.

Y/N: Really?

Charlie: *nods*

Y/N: You have a lot to explain to me when I get back.

Charlie: Noted.

Y/N: Alright. I'm off.

Charlie: Oh! I almost forgot!

She digs into her pocket and grabs a new phone for Y/N.

Y/N: A smartphone?

Charlie: Yeah. That way you can be in contact with us and you'll be able to navigate your way around Hell. I already added a few contacts into it.

Y/N: Thanks. You're too much.

Charlie: Just trying to give you the best service since you're literally the first human in Hell and... I'd hate for something to happen to you out there.

Y/N: Hey, I appreciate the concern, but trust me when I say that I've been through a lot and I'm well-experienced with danger. I'll be alright, I promise.

Charlie: ... Okay. Stay safe, N/N.

Vaggie: And stay away from alleys! They're a gateway to danger.

Y/N: Will do. See you, guys.

He rolls up the window and the limo drives away while Charlie waves.

Vaggie: You sure about letting Y/N find a job, here, Charlie? Hell hasn't been know to have jobs capable for most sinners to handle.

Charlie: Hey, if he's sure about this, then we shouldn't question his judgement. Like he said, he's survived the worst. ... But, I am concerned about his safety.

Vaggie: ... Well, if he's capable of killing an Exorcist, he's capable of handling imps.

Charlie: And hellhounds?

Vaggie: ... We'll see about that.

They turned to Y/N's direction. Meanwhile, after leaving the hotel to find a job, Y/N continued onward and after a while, he looked at his phone one more time and he has reached his destination. He looked ahead.

Y/N: Well, it doesn't look much different from Pentagram City. But, why do I get the feeling that the city will be filled with imps? ... Right. Because it's Imp City.

Soon, the limo stopped at a sidewalk and Y/N exited. After thanking him, the limo drove away and Y/N continued onward to the city and when he got to it, he began to look around.

Y/N: Yet another city that's like New York. Seriously, what's up with that?

He then noticed some imps walking around as some of them had hellhounds with them.

Y/N: Okay, hellhounds are here, too.

He felt uneasy and disturbed as he watched the hellhounds be treated as pets.

Y/N: I feel rather annoyed, for some reason. Watching these hellhounds be mistreated makes me feel sick to my stomach.

As he continued onward, he noticed a building up ahead.

Y/N: Wow. That's a badass looking building. *checks phone for information* ... Apparently, that building is I.M.P., huh? ... Well, hopefully, they're hiring candidates.

He then walked ahead. When he got to it, he opened the doors and entered the building. He walked around for a bit as he looked around for a way up. He then noticed an elevator and walked up to it. He then pressed the up button and the elevator arrived.

Y/N: *exhales* Well... Here goes... everything, I guess.

He stepped in the elevator and pressed a button and the elevator began to move up. After a while, he arrived at the designated floor and began to look around.

Y/N: ... Hello?

???: In here, dickhead.

Y/N: Sheesh, no need to be so negative...

He followed the source of the female voice and when he got to the lobby, he looked around and saw a white female hellhound with silver hair.

Y/N: *eyes widen* Whoa...

???: *looks up* What is it you wa- *eyes widen* A human?! Here, in Hell? How the fuck is that possible?

Y/N: I'm afraid I can't help you with that. Sorry.

???: *growls lightly* What are you doing here?

Y/N: I'm here to do some investigating.

???: ...

Y/N: Look, I saw the commercial of this place and the part you guys able to visit Earth caught my interest, so... I'm also here to apply for a job.

???: A job? Why?

Y/N: B-Because... Uhh... *thinking* Shit! I can't have her knowing I'm staying at the Happy Hotel! If she's one of those assholes who don't believe in redemption, then she's not gonna hire me.

???: Well?

Y/N: ... B-Because I need the money to stay at, ahh... an apartment. I need the money in order to maintain my place there.

???: ...

Y/N: Please, I'm telling the truth. I'm not looking for any trouble.

???: ... *leans back* The boss is on an assignment. He won't be back in a while.

Y/N: O-Oh... Guess I came at the wrong time, huh?

???: ...

Y/N: Okay... Maybe I'll come back another time, then.

He walks out of the room and the hellhound watched as she raised her eyebrow.

???: *thinking* Wait, he's leaving? I figured he would've taken the advantage to rape me... Or something, I don't fucking know. But... The way he looked at me... Why am I getting an odd feeling from him? Like, he's not like anyone I've met? ... *normal* Human, wait!

Y/N stopped and walked back to the lobby.

Y/N: Hm?

???: If you wish to apply for a job, I'll contact my da- boss that you're here.

Y/N: You sure? I don't wanna trouble you.

???: Just shut the hell up and wait!

Y/N: *flinches* O-Okay...

He walks to a couch and sits down.

Y/N: ... S-So... You have a name?

???: Why do you care?

Y/N: Because... I just wanna... try and interact with you?

???: *eye roll* I know you don't actually care. You're just waiting for the opportunity.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow* Opportunity? What?

???: Don't play dumb with me, human! I know your true motives.

Y/N: Do you, really?

???: You tell me.

Y/N: Look, I don't know what I did to piss you off, but I'm sorry.

???: ...

Y/N: I'm just... trying to get to know you since we're about to be co-workers... That's... okay, right?

???: ... *sighs*

Y/N: Just trying to have a conversation with you... My name's Y/N, but my friends call me N/N. And you?

???: *looks away* Not interested. You don't deserve to know my name.

Y/N: O-Okay... *thinking* Geez. What's up with her?

???: *thinking* Stupid human... He can try to play dumb with me, but I know he's just acting all innocent to get me.

She grabs her phone and calls someone.

???: Hey, Blitzø, you busy? ... Look, you have a client that wants to see you. ... He says he's looking for a job here. ... Yeah, he does, Blitzø. ... Alright. *hangs up*

Y/N: ...

???: *looks at Y/N, thinking* He's just sitting there. I know he's trying to think of a way to rape me... If so, then why does he look so... innocent? *shakes head* No! No. Don't fall for it! It's probably a ruse. A lie. Yeah. ... *sighs, normal* Human.

Y/N: My name is N/N.

???: Don't care. Now, tell me something. What are you thinking when you see me?

Y/N: What?

???: Answer the question!

Y/N: ... *shakes head* Nothing, really.

???: Stop lying to me, human. I know you're thinking about how to make me yours.

Y/N: Wh-What? No, I barely know your name and you're already assuming my intentions? Don't misunderstand me.

???: ...

Y/N: Listen, I-

???: Just shut up. Not interested.

Y/N: Then, why bother to ask me? Look, I don't get the negative attitude, but I've done nothing to deserve it, so would it kill you to lighten up a little?

???: You're being annoying by talking to me.

Y/N: You're the one who started this conversation, so don't get all huffy-puffy on me because I was telling you the truth.

???: Are you, really?

Y/N: ... You have serious trust issues.

???: *growls slightly*

Y/N: ... What the hell ever.

After a while in silence, the phone started to ring. The hellhound answered it and hung up after a while. She got up and went to an office nearby. Soon, she got out with a book and opened it, forming a portal to Earth. Y/N stares in surprise.

Y/N: Whoa... So cool...

Three imps were seen walking through it.

??? #2: And just like that, another job well done, everyone!

??? #3: That contract ended in a catastrophe, sir! We nearly caused a car crash!

??? #2: And Hey, the client specifically described it to look like a car crash, but in reality, we shot the bitch's head.

??? #4: *notices Y/N, eyes widen* Uh, guys?

??? #3: You could've picked a better time to wait until no one was around to witness the crash! People are gonna think this was a hit and run!

??? #2: And it was a hit and run. We hit his sorry ass against the petal and ran before the crash happened.

??? #3: *smacks forehead* Sir, you're not understanding my point!

??? #4: Guys!

??? #2: What point is there to understand? Nobody's pointing fingers at anybody.

??? #3: Satan-damnit, sir, that's not the-

??? #4: GUYS!!!

??? #2 & #3: What?!

The female imp points at Y/N and the two freak out.

??? #2: AHH! A human! Here in my office!

??? #3: H-How is that possible? It shouldn't be!

??? #2: *holds gun out & points at Y/N* Not to worry, everyone! I'll handle this!

??? #1: Blitzø, stop! This is the guy I told you about. The guy who's here for a job.

The imp Blitzø looks at the hellhound and back at Y/N.

Blitzø: You're fucking me? This is the guy that's looking for a job here? In my company?

Y/N: Yeah. Pretty much.

Blitzø: ...

??? #3: Sir, no! We shouldn't risk it. If the higher-ups find out about this, they'll tear down our business!

Blitzø: Don't worry, Moxxie! I'll take care of him when the time comes. Until then, let's see what he's got. You, human! You didn't do anything nasty to my Loonie, have you?

Y/N: "Loonie"?

Loona: *growls* Shut up, Blitzø! Don't say my name in front tof this human!

Blitzø: Aw, come on. If he's gonna be working with us, he's ought to know our names at some point. Otherwise, how will he reach out to us?

Loona: *groans heavily & turns away*

Y/N: Is she always like this?

Blitzø: Don't worry, human. She's a real sweetheart when you get to know her.

Loona: *💢, growls angrily*

Y/N: *thinking* I highly doubt that...

Blitzø: Moxxie, Millie, you two stay here. Human, come with me. Time for an interview.

Y/N: About time.

They walked ahead to Blitzø's office.

Moxxie: *turns to Loona* Way to be encouraging, Loona.

Loona: *eye roll* What the hell ever.

Inside the office, Y/N sat down in front of Blitzø as he sat behind his wide desk.

Blitzø: Alright. For starters, your name.

Y/N: Y/N L/N. Just N/N.

Blitzø: Whatever. So, I have some questions in my mind and when I ask them, I want you to answer them truthfully, okay?

Y/N: *nods*

Blitzø: Alright. For starters, what brings you here?

Y/N: I saw the commercial of this place on TV.

Blitzø: Wait, the commercial made it to the news?!

Y/N: Yep.

Blitzø: Yes! Eat horse shit, Moxxie! ... Ahem. Anyway, number two! Are you aware of what we do here?

Y/N: You guys are assassins that get paid to kill humans in the mortal realm.

Blitzø: ... Close, but you miss a few details. Any sinner that had their lives miserable by people before they die come here to us so that we can go to the mortal realm and finish the job.

Y/N: Wait, I'm confused. How do you get to the mortal realm? I was told that only those of royalty can go there.

Blitzø: I ask the questions, here!

Y/N: *holds hands up* O-Okay.

Blitzø: Now, how experienced are you?

Y/N: I can be all of the above, but I've been practicing in fisticuffs.

Blitzø: How can you be all of the above when you're more experienced in hand-to-hand combat?

Y/N: I'm an adaptable guy. I can make some managements. Street-taught.

Blitzø: Street-taught?

Y/N: Yeah... I've been on the streets for as long as I can remember. As I was trying to survive, I've been training and exercising to get myself into fighting shape so that I can survive the streets. It was like Hell, I'll admit it.

Blitzø: What about your parents?

Y/N: ... Don't know. I'm... not sure about what happened to them. I've been looking for them, everywhere, but nothing. I don't know...

Blitzø: Okay... Next question. How do you choose to kill your victims?

Y/N: I don't kill anybody! Unless it's in self-defense. I mean, I've killed people in my life, but that's only when I don't have a choice. In reality, I'm willing to give them a second chance, but sadly, nobody's ever taken it. Tch. Bunch of dumbasses...

Meanwhile, outside, Moxxie, Millie, and even Loona were at the door and they listened in on everything.

Loona: Stop shoving, fatty!

Moxxie: Move your fatass, bitch!

Loona: *snarls*

Millie: Guys! Shh!

They went back to listening.

Blitzø: So, how the fuck am I supposed to hire someone who only kills in self-defense?

Y/N: You don't. You guys may be assassins, but you guys are in need of someone who can help handle himself in a fight.

Blitzø: How, though? You can't come with us to the mortal realm. Sinners aren't allowed.

Y/N: ... Well, I'm still human, so... I should be able to go with you guys, right?

Blitzø: Hmm... That's true... You have a point... Alright. One final question and you're hired.

Y/N: Alright, then.

Blitzø: You know my daughter?

Y/N: ...

Blitzø: The white hellhound? The receptionist?

Y/N: No. I don't even know her name.

Blitzø then approached Y/N aggressively.

Blitzø: *angrily* Tell me something! Was your first thought to fuck her?!

Y/N: W-What?

Blitzø: Did you want to fuck my daughter at first glance?!

Y/N: N-No, why would I do that? Look, I may be a street rat, but I'm not a pervert! Besides, if I was, she wouldn't even dare to utter a word to me! Where the fuck is this coming from?

Blitzø: That's what people that were eyeing her were thinking about doing!

Y/N: Well, I'm not one of them!

Blitzø: Well, if you don't intend to do so, then what was going through your mind when you saw her?

Y/N: Nothing! Your daughter wouldn't bring herself to talk to me. And every time she does, she just acts like I did something to piss her off when in reality, I was just trying to be her friend!

Outside, Loona's eyes widened at that.

Blitzø: What?

Y/N: Listen, as we were waiting for you guys to get back, I tried to talk to her to break the tension in the room. I didn't like seeing her so upset or-or angry, so I wanted to try and get to know her, but she wouldn't even tell me her name. Although... The only time she talked to me is if she means to understand my interest. She thinks I'm trying to fuck her or something. Like, bro, I don't know her name nor am I a pervert, so why the hell would that be my first thought? If anything, you must be a dumbass who's looking for some bitch to rape. And I'm not him!

Blitzø: ...

Y/N: ...

Blitzø: *smiles* You're hired.

Y/N: Wait, what? That's it?

Blitzø: *returns to chair* Yep. You get the job. And after that story, I'll be sure to reward you handsomely.

Y/N: S-Should I be creeped out, concerned, or relieved?

Blitzø: Relieved. Look, as long as you don't do something stupid, *whispers* like fucking my daughter, *normal* then you and I are going to get along just fine.

Y/N: O-Okay, then. ... So, what now?

Blitzø: Just stay put. I'm gonna go get the others so that we can establish a meeting. They're gonna enjoy you!

Y/N: I-I'm flattered. Thanks.

Blitzø: Don't thank me yet, partner.

He got up and left the office. When he did, Y/N sat there.

Y/N: That was the weirdest interview I've ever been to...

Blitzø and Y/N left the office and as Blitzø approached Moxxie and Millie, Loona thought about what Y/N said and was questioning him. After a while, at the meeting room, Blitzø is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees, including Y/N.

Blitzø: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

Blitzø: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

Blitzø: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *thinks for a second*

Y/N: What about a mascot? Someone who can help promote the business?

Blitzø: I like the idea, my human friend, but we don't have a costume. But, if we did, Moxxie would be a good mascot.

Moxxie: Ugh.

Blitzø: Hmm... Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzø: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzø turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzø whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Y/N, and Blitzø eating popcorn.

Blitzø: Ahh, those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.

Blitzø: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Blitzø: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzø: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I- What?

Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.

She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

Blitzø: I can't believe you, Moxxie!

He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.

Blitzø: After I made you employee of the month!

Moxxie: *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry. A commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me!

The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.

Blitzø: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!

He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears. Two pictures of Blitzø in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzø wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

Blitzø: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!

Blitzø is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.

Blitzø: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal*

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.

Singer (Singing): 🎵When you want somebody gone🎵

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.

Singer (Singing): 🎵and you don't want to wait too long🎵

Moxxie, Blitzø, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzø holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.

Singer (Singing): 🎵call the Immediate Murder Professionals🎵

Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.

Singer (Singing): 🎵Hand grenade or cyanide🎵

Blitzø is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We'll make it look like suicide🎵

Blitzø is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.

Singer (Singing): 🎵The Immediate Murder Professionals!🎵

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzø creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We do our job so well🎵

The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

Singer (Singing): 🎵Because, we come straight out from Hell!🎵

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in. Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We'll kill your husband or your wife🎵

Blitzø stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

Singer: 🎵We'll even let you keep the knife🎵

A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.

Singer: 🎵We're the Immediate... Murder... Profession-🎵

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

Child: *screams in pain*

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzø and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise. They then arrived at a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice* Doctor, he's not responding!

Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!

The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.

Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!

The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.

Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.

Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.

Doctor: CLEAR!

They all zap the boy and he wakes up.

Child: *gasps*

Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked.

Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzø is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?

Blitzø: The fuck is insurance?

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzø's foot. Blitzø slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall. A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

Singer: 🎵Kids die for free🎵

Back at the boardroom, Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.

Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.

Loona: *not looking up* Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d- DO YOUR JOB!!

Blitzø: Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?!

Blitzø hugs and nuzzles Loona, who snarls at him in response.

Blitzø: She didn't do anything wrong.

Moxxie: ... Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!

Y/N: And how is that so?

Moxxie: N/N, I've got a couple of stories for ya.

(Flashback)

Loona is then seen at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

Loona: *not looking up* Hello, I.M.P.

Millie: *on phone, panicked* Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--

Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.

(Flashback #2)

Loona is then seen in Blitzø's office as he presents her with a gift.

Blitzø: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.

Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?

Blitzø: I... Oh...

Loona snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor.

Loona: THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck as she stared angrily at Blitzø, who was suddenly hiding outside of the office window.

Blitzø: I'm sorry! It was spiders!

Loona: Goddammit.

(Flashback #3)

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

Moxxie: Um, e-excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: No.

Moxxie: Wha- Why- Why would anyone send me this?

Loona: C'mon... *looks up at Moxxie* You know why.

(Flashback #4)

Loona is then seen rummaging through the break room fridge.

Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!

She turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: *stops drinking* I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!

Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: *drops the box on the floor* Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!

She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie. Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street. Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.

(Flashback #5)

Loona is then seen at her desk, telling Blitzø about a caller.

Loona: Blitzø! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.

Blitzø: *throws cup of water on floor* Oh, GOD, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.

Moxxie: *stares in stunned silence* ... You what?

(Flashback #5.5)

Blitzø was then seen at a mansion, sneaking away as Stolas was sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzø, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.

Blitzø: *to himself* Got the book, got the book! Got this fuckin' heavy book!

He reaches Stolas's balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

Blitzø: Oh, oh, SHIT!!

Blitzø lands on the cake that Stolas's wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

Blitzø: Sorry, I fucked your husband.

(Flashback #5)

Loona: BLITZØ!

Blitzø: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!

(Flashback #6)

Blitzø is then seen in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie

Blitzø: So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?

Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!

Blitzø: Doesn't it?

Stolas: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here...

Blitzø: Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense.

Stolas: *via phone* You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?

Blitzø pulls his phone away and talks to himself.

Blitzø: *under breath* God-fuckin'-dammit.

Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby-

Blitzø, who's visibly disturbed, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth" with a call total of 48 seconds. As he hangs up, he snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzø turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

Blitzø: Eat this!

Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture.

Blitzø: And then, y'know that bridge over the freeway?

Loona: Yeah?

Blitzø: Shit off it!

(Present Day)

Y/N: ... I literally got nothing to say.

Moxxie: You could lecture her...

Y/N: I'm not doing that, Moxxie! Also, you killed a literal child!

Moxxie: That's her fault!

Y/N: Moxxie, no offense, but Loona looks like someone who's smarter than all three of you combined. She seems to know what she's doing.

Loona: *blushes slightly* ...

Moxxie: How is kicking a baby stroller smart?

Y/N: Look, even people like her have her limits and flaws. Same for me.

Blitzø: Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.

Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles as she was touched by Blitzø's words.

Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones! And N/N... He's-He's probably no better!

Y/N: Excuse me?

Moxxie: N/N, no offense, but you're a human.

Y/N: So? How does being human make me no better?

Moxxie: You wouldn't understand, would you?

Y/N: ...

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.

Blitzø: That is offensive! Without homeless people, *walks over to window and raises blinds* I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

He puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzø smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?

Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Moxxie: Excuse me... *looks at Millie* WHAT?!

(Flashback #7)

The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure, sweetie.

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzø inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.

Blitzø: Spoiler alert. The butter's spoiled!

Millie: *giggles*

Moxxie: What's funny, honey?

Blitzø: Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzø standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

Blitzø: Whatcha dreamin' about?

Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.

(Flashback #8)

Moxxie is then seen singing as Millie joins in on some parts.

Moxxie (Singing): 🎵Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell🎵

Millie (Singing): 🎵It's for him that I fell🎵

Moxxie (Singing): 🎵Oh, Millie🎵

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzø outside the window holding a camcorder.

Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!

(Present Day)

Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!

Y/N: What the hell, Blitzø?

Blitzø: *shrugs* I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?

Y/N: *chuckles* Yeah, what? You have a micro penis?

Moxxie: *eye twitches in anger* No!

Loona snickered at the same time as Blitzø laughed.

Blitzø: You a baby-wiener-haver?

Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally *stands up from his chair* INAPPROPRIATE!

Millie: *lays hand on Moxxie's shoulder* Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

Moxxie: I AM CALM!

Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzø.

Millie: *comforting Moxxie* Shh. Shh. Shh. There, there.

Blitzø: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff *motions his hands to imply sexual activity* you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!

Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!

Millie: Mox, he's our boss!

Blitzø: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive? *smiling smugly* ... retarded.

Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Blitzø: *leans towards Moxxie* It actually does.

Loona: The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!

Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.

Millie: No, he's not, you BITCH! *flips Loona off*

Loona growls at Millie.

Blitzø: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!

Loona: Yes, I am!

Y/N: *thinking* For a group that claims to not be a family, they sure act like they are. *smiles softly*

Child: You guys are all fucking assholes.

Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Y/N, and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at the child Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. The child is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

Blitzø: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!

Y/N: Wait, how are you even alive?

Moxxie: *pinches bridge of his nose* Ugh, this company is such a mess!

Blitzø: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.

Loona: Nobody was talking about that!

Y/N: Yeah, literally, no one was.

Blitzø: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?

Child: *points at Blitzø* It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!

He once again points at Blitzø.

Child: You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very-

He interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.

Child: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.

Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!

Child: *laughs* That's your husband?!

Moxxie and Millie snarl at him.

Child: I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad! *points at Loona* And you!

Loona: What? What about me?

Child: Nothing. *crosses arms* I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at him with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

Blitzø: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

Everyone: *softly* Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit.

Y/N: Dude, how old are you?

Child: *looks at Y/N* Does it really matter?

Y/N: It does if you want a better life! Swearing at that age is not healthy and helpful. Didn't your mom teach you any manners?

Child: Why should you care? Eh, you son of a bitch?

Y/N: Kid, shut the hell up or I'll show you how a parent disciplines their child!

Child: Oh, please, what can a pathetic piece of shit like you do? Can you even be clarified as an adult? Seems like I'm not the only one who's had shitty parents.

Y/N: *growls* Watch it, dumbass!

Child: Struck a nerve, huh? And where exactly are your parents, mama's boy? Did they abandon you at birth? Or did they leave you because they couldn't afford to handle a piece of shit like you?

Y/N's fists were clenching against the table as scratch marks were seen on it. He started growling as veins started appearing on his forehead and his eyes were starting to change. Everyone looked at Y/N in surprise at his anger.

Y/N: This is why I'm not a kid person. I can't tolerate selfish bastards like you! Always whining and complaining about things not going your way! If your mom hadn't taught you anything, then maybe I should do it for her!

He approached the child with such anger and ferocity, but Loona held him back.

Loona: Hey, hey, hey! Stand your ground, pal! He's not worth it! Calm down!

Y/N stopped struggling to get out of Loona's grasp and huffed as he calmed down a little.

Blitzø: You're so lucky your not the target, otherwise I'd blow your brains out.

Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.

Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.

Blitzø: Who?

Loona: *points at child* Him.

Child: Me?

Loona: *smugly* Yup.

Blitzø: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

Loona: That's what they're sayin'.

Blitzø: ... Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God. *grabs flintlock pistol*

Y/N: *menacingly* No! Allow me.

Everyone looked at Y/N as his hair was over his eyes and his entire aroma and attitude was completely changed.

Blitzø: You sure, N/N?

Y/N ignored Blitzø and approached the child.

Child: W-Wait, wait, I-I didn't mean those things I said back there! I was just... joking around with you. Y-Yeah. Yeah. Just a plain and simple joke.

Y/N: Shut up, you sniveling brat!

When he lifted his head, his eyes widened and they weren't human. They were blood red and they were slitted like an animal's.

Y/N (Demon): Remember when I said that if your mother failed to discipline you, I would do it for her? Well, let me tell you, this isn't the kind of discipline that'll get you a spank in the ass. If the client says you're the target, then I'll be sure to give them a proper satisfaction when they see you dead.

His eyes flew as he said that and then, he grabs the child by his head and lifts him up.

Child: N-No! Please! I'm sorry! H-Have mercy!

Y/N (Demon): Too late, brat!

He then held his head in both of his hands and started squeezing his head to the point he was screaming in pain as his head was turning red. His eye was on the verge of popping out of his head and it did, making him scream and cry out in pain, but Y/N didn't stop. Then suddenly, he crushed his head, making blood explode and his decapitated body fall into the bed.

Y/N (Demon): ...

Everyone behind him was shocked to witness what happened.

Blitzø: U-Umm... N/N? You good?

Y/N shook his head and his eyes returned to normal. He held his head and groaned.

Y/N: What happened? One moment I suddenly felt so angry and then...

He looked at his hands and noticed the blood on his hands. He then turned around to face the child's decapitated body.

Y/N: *breathes heavily* D-Did I do that...?

Blitzø: Y-Yes. Yes, you did. Because... He was the target?

Y/N: ... Not sure if that makes me feel better or worse. ... I-I... I need a moment.

He walks out of the room.

Millie: Is he gonna be okay?

Moxxie: I don't know. I don't understand how humans function.

Loona: ...

Then, blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzø and Moxxie kicking the kid's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone.

Blitzø: Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!

Blitzø and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering the kid's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting the child's body parts in a garbage bag.

Blitzø: So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares.

He hugs Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.

Blitzø: Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully.

The group all smile as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing the child's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

Mother: *sobbing* Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-

The child's bloody body bag suddenly falls into her arms, causing her to scream. She and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

Blitzø: *smiles and waves* You're welcome!

The trio disappear in the portal as it closes. After a while, Y/N got out of the bathroom after washing his hands and face off any traces of blood.

Y/N: ... *looks at hands* What happened back there? It felt... so violent and... uncontrollable. Like something in me snapped and I wasn't myself. I... I don't understand...

He stood there, thinking and replaying the event of the kid's death. Feeling guilty, he sighed and walked away. As he did, Loona watched him leave the lobby and head for the elevator. After revisiting today's events, she was starting to question Y/N's personality and decided to reach out to him.

Loona: ... *walks to Y/N* Hey! Hang on!

Y/N: *turns around* Huh?

Loona: ... Back there, what you said to Blitzø... Did you really mean that? You were trying to be my friend?

Y/N: ... Yes. I was trying to talk to you and get to know you so that we could be friends. Look, I don't know what I did to piss you off, but I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to.

Loona: ...

Y/N: If we were going to be co-workers, I thought why not try to get to know you. Why not try and be your friend so that we can hang out without having to be complete strangers to one another. But, how am I supposed to try if you won't let me? Is something wrong?

Loona: ...

Y/N: ... *sighs* Look, all I want is to be your friend. Nothing more, nothing less.

Loona: But, why me? Why me, of all people? I mean... You know how I am.

Y/N: True, but I refuse to believe this is actually who you are. I mean, a young lady who's so uptight and distant towards the people that try to befriend you? I know that there's gotta be something more to you than this.

Loona: What makes you say that?

Y/N: ... I have hope that... Deep down, you're actually a good person who's had a difficult life and is having a hard time trusting people.

Loona: ...

Y/N: Please... Just give me a chance. That's it. That's all I'm asking for. Just give me a chance to prove myself to you that I'm not what you think I am.

Loona: ... Even if I were willing to do so, how am I supposed to know what your true intentions are?

Y/N: Well... I suppose you'll just have to trust me.

Loona: Trust you? Why?

Y/N: ... Because I'm not like everyone here, even though I was sent here to Hell. Maybe... Maybe I'm here for a reason. It's a matter of finding the reason. So, what do you say?

Loona: ... Loona Lovelorn... Just call me Loona.

Y/N: Loona... *smiles* I really like that name. It matches you perfectly.

Loona: *blushes slightly & smiles a little* Th-Thanks. You?

Y/N: Y/N L/N. Friends call me N/N. *holds hand out*

Loona: *flinches*

Y/N: Wh-What? What's wrong?

Loona: What the hell are you doing?

Y/N: It's a handshake. It's how friends meet for the first time. You've never known about that?

Loona: ... N-No...

Y/N: ... Here, grab my hand.

Loona: ...

Y/N: Don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything that'll hurt you or offend you. I promise. Just grab my hand.

Loona looks at his hand and thought about it. Hesitant, she held his hand.

Loona: What now?

Y/N: Now, this.

Their hands moved up and down slowly and steadily.

Y/N: Like that, see? Now, you try.

He stops and Loona thought about it until she decided to follow his lead and moved her hand up and down with his.

Y/N: There you go, Loona. See? It's that simple.

Loona: ... I-I guess it is...

Y/N: *smiles* Well, it was fun knowing you, Loona, but I... gotta go. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

Loona: ... *smiles & nods* Sure. Be careful.

Y/N: You, too.

He walks to the elevator and started going down. Loona looked at her hand.

Loona: N/N... I'm really hoping you're not like everyone else...

With Y/N, after he called Charlie to give him a ride back to the hotel, Y/N arrived at the hotel and knocked at the door.

Charlie: *opens door* N/N! *hugs Y/N*

Y/N: Good to see you, too.

Charlie: *lets go of Y/N* So?

Y/N: I got a job.

Charlie: Really? Where?

Y/N: Umm... It's unimportant. What matters is that I have a job and it has good pay. Right now, I just need some rest.

Charlie: O-Oh. Okay.

Y/N walked away, but when he approached his bedroom door, he sighed.

Y/N: *thinking* Great. Just fucking great. Blitzø and the others don't know that I'm staying at the Happy Hotel, but if I tell them, he'll probably fire me! And Charlie and the others don't know that I'm working for a group of assassins, and if I tell them, they'll kick me out! *groans* What the hell did I just get myself into? ... *sighs* It's okay. It's gonna be okay, N/N. As long as neither side don't know, I should be okay. But, what will I do when they find out? ... I'll think about it, later. For now, I wanna sleep. I've had a difficult day.

He walks into the bedroom and closes the door.

EPISODE 1
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