'Well, if you really do not want to, I suppose I could give it to someone else, but the consequences are present.'

'Well, what are the consequences?'

'Well, if I give it to someone else, you have a chance of being a victim, all your life. So you will be afraid of death your whole life. And people who rejected the drink, are 60% more likely to die of the thing they passed on.' 

'Okay, was that a pun?' 

'Maybe.' 

'You didn't calculate that.'

'Well...' 

'Why do we keep saying well?'

'I do not know.'