'I... got invited to write a book? I don't think that's how that works, whoever you are. Are you ever going to tell me that?'

'No, that is not any of your business. And you should be flattered! Just do it.'

'You could only make that sound more stupid if you said: 'Just kazoo it.'

'Whatever. You should also look at that other e-mail you got.'

'A-a little girl died? Did I do that?'