"Talk"

'Thought'

❴Deadpool Unreasonable Voice❵

【Deadpool Reasonable Voice】
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"Don't make the suit green... Or Animated!"

A young adult male, who goes by the name of Wade Wilson, was suddenly slammed down onto a stretcher-like operating table, where he was quickly tied down and bound, leaving him unable to move much of his body, well, except for his mouth, which he took full advantage of.

"Aren't you strong for a pretty lady, hehe, though your hands are pretty cold, hey? Maybe after I get my kickass superpowers, maybe we can cuddle up and warm those puppies up, among other things, what do you say sweet thing-"

Wade was instantly shut up by having his face being punched by the same suspicious woman that he was talking to; he did get a slight bloody nose from it, though luckily nothing was broken.

"W-Wow, I would say you hit like a girl, but you are one, so would that even count as a insult, unless you have different pronouns like Twitter, God everything is so confusing with that, by the way if you're wondering, my pronouns are 'Big Fucking Dic'-"

Before Wade could continue to speak, his head was suddenly held down by another person, this time a bald man wearing a expressionless neutral face as he shone a light into Wilson's eyes.

"Hello Wade Wilson, my name is Ajax, and this lovely lady that you're trying to hook up with is my assistant Angel Dust, we'll be in charge of personally experimenting with you."

The untrustworthy person, who went by the name of Ajax, gave himself and his assistant, Angel Dust, a quick introduction, all the while continuing to give Wilson a quick glance.

"Ajax? That doesn't sound like your real name, hm, to be honest you look more like a Kevin, maybe a Jerry, OH! You look British, so maybe Arthur Muhammad~"

It was very unclear whether Wade was doing this on purpose or not, which did get under Miss Dust's skin a bit, as she bit into a matchstick roughly in annoyance, though the Doctor didn't seem that fazed by it.

"Another talker huh? We'll see how long that will last."

Ajax then finished checking up on Wilson, he quickly wrote down some notes in his clipboard while also motioning his Assistant to do something, which she nodded and started messing with the stretcher bed.

"If you want personal records, I was able to keep talking for 10 days straight, though that was for a mercenary job that I took, was trying to keep my target awake and tired before I slit the fuckers throat, though after that I decided to open my own talk show, because I'm so talented, hey would you be interested in-"

"Usually, we would have to torture our patients to give them special abilities."

Ajax suddenly spoke up and said something that made Wade go silent, much to the relief of Miss Dust, who was able to get the stretcher bed to stand up and allow the two men to meet eye to eye.

"You see, to activate dormant mutant genes, we would need to put the host body under a lot of stress, something only a superhuman would be able to handle."

Despite Ajax mostly having an emotionless face, he was still able to give a small sadistic grin on his lips.

"Acid, bastinado, drowning, ice bath, bed pressing, blinding, cutting, slicing, boiling, burying alive, burning, suffocating, blood eagle, we even removed someone's entire skin once."

Ajax grabs a tissue from his pocket and wipes away the blood that's dripping from the new test subject's nose; the person remains silent and listens attentively to the man.

"You wouldn't believe how many don't survive the first or even 2nd method, either dying from shock or too much pain, but I'm not complaining, it just means they were too weak and worthless in the end, and we don't like useless people."

After Ajax had finished wiping the blood off of his experiment's face, he suddenly used his free hand to grab his lower jaw and tightly squeezed it, making Wilson struggle a bit from being manhandled like this.

"So, Wade, still feel like talking after hearing all that?..."

Ajax spoke in a very low and threatening tone, as he continued to coldly glare at the man he was talking to, with a bit of evilness in his eyes; a moment of silence fell between the two after all was said and done

"... You got something in your teeth."

Despite everything that Wade was told, he clearly wasn't that affected by it; of course he didn't completely ignore it, and even though he didn't break down, he still thought about his situation, which made the threatening man sigh in disappointment, since his threats didn't seem to be working on him.

"Fortunately for you, Wade, you came at the right time, a year or two ago, you would've met the same fate as those before you most likely."

Ajax decided to stop his messing around and trying to scare his patients; he got his clipboard again and looked through it.

"But we found something, or more specifically someone, who can at least make you survive everything that we have planned for you."

Ajax then pulled out his phone and started texting someone, no doubt preparing for whatever it was that might involve this certain "someone" he had spoken of.

"Well ain't that ominous, and very rehearsed, how many people have you told this to?"

Wade continues to talk and mock everyone, though his personal doctor simply turns back to ignoring him and remains unfazed by his words, turning away and starting to walk off.

"Come on Angel Dust, time to meet her again."

Ajax's assistant did as he was told and started pushing the stretcher bed that Wilson was on and followed him, after a bit of detouring through a very unhygenic and obviously not OSHA approved factory, which was filled with a lot of suffering mutants and non-mutants, all three arrived and stopped in front of a very large and heavy door, with multiple security guards surrounding it.

"Oof, must be a very important person to keep her locked up like this, I honestly feel embarrassed to be dressed like this, does anyone have a bow tie I can borrow? I wanna look nice for my blind date with a beautiful lady I might meet, or ugly, or fat, or monstrous, I don't discriminate honestly, actually can we wait before we go in? I wanna practice a few pick up lines before I see, ok, how's this, 'Hey Babe, You Fall From Heaven? Cause I'm Allergic To Feath-"

Before Wade could continue with his bad pick-up lines, hoping to win over whichever girl he was about to meet, he suddenly stopped himself when the door started to unlock and swing open, ordered by his evil doctor to the guards. Once it was open, everyone was able to see what was inside such a heavily guarded room.

"... You evil fuck, why is she in this kind of shit hole place?..."

The jovial, happy nature of Wade was instantly replaced with anger and disgust, as what he saw inside was a dirty, messy, and young-looking girl, barely older than 10, maybe a year or two older or younger, sitting on the floor of a very small room, barely enough to fit three grown adults. Her hands were cuffed behind her back, a collar around her neck with a chain connected to the wall behind her, and, what stood out to him the most, she had a metal and technologically sealed mask on her face, preventing her from speaking, making expressions, or even eating; it was obvious by her sickly thin body.

"You bastard not even gonna give her a blanket to cover up?..."

Wade glared harshly at the man next to him, who just smiled smugly from seeing such an angry yet helpless expression on his face after what he had seen.

"Don't be fooled by her small appearance, right now, you're seeing the most dangerous and powerful person you will probably ever meet, we can't take any chances."

Ajax pulled a button from his pocket and pressed it, causing the mask on the young girl's face to emit a beeping sound, which made her flinch; this reaction also caused his new test subjects to become even more enraged.

"She's just a kid!"

"We know, we were lucky to get her when she was so young, it made things easier when we swiped her from her village."

Wade, while still protesting about the situation, noticed that Ajax, usually either calm or mocking, couldn't help but shiver in fear slightly, as if remembering something.

"That demon...."

Ajax quickly shook his head, trying to forget and ignore his past memories; he lifted his head and looked straight into the eyes of the young blonde-haired girl, who blankly and dully returned his gaze with her own blue eyes.

"We have another guinea pig for you monster, you know the drill already, and if you're good, we'll feed you this week, understood?"

The young girl just blankly nodded in response; Ajax then pressed another button on his remote and the mask exposed her mouth.

"What... am I... taking... and... giving?..."

She spoke very tiredly as she watched Miss Dust push Wilson towards her; the child sat up and prepared herself for whatever she needed to do and get it over with.

"As for giving, hm, well he is suffering from cancer, so maybe give him something to keep him alive longer so that we can actually do our experiments on him."

Ajax, after explaining what he wanted, took a moment to rub his chin and think about what he could give in return.

"His insanity, take that in exchange for power."

Again, she simply nodded in response to the ajax request, stood up fully and walked up to her new victim she had been assigned, reaching as far as she could to grab his head.

"Don't worry, Wade, she won't kill you if that's what you're wondering, she's just gonna take and change you completely, that's what her ability does-"

"-And why it makes her so dangerous?..."

If Ajax had seen Wade's face, he would have been met with a deadly cold glare; despite his aloof personality, it was clear he understood the situation and the importance of the girl in front of him.

"Dangerous, but very useful, for Angel Dust, she was given strength in exchange for the ability to have children, and for me, super speed and reflexes in exchange for my ability to feel hardly anything, pain or almost all emotions."

Ajax unclenched and clenched his fist, as if admiring what he had been given and not caring at all about what had been taken away from him.

"Now then, as much as I would love to watch it, I still can't risk having her ability be used on me, so I'll be waiting outside while you're getting your new power, scream in pain and insanity when it's done."

And with that, Ajax and the others left the room and closed the door, leaving both the adult male and child female alone together in the room.

"I think... I know what... to give you... now please hold... still..."

The young girl, who had been mostly silent in deep thought over what to give her new victim, finally spoke again and prepared to do as she was told.

"I promise little girl, I will get you out of here and take you home, and maybe kill a few of those fucks that did this to you..."

Wade tried his best to reassure and promised the young girl that he would do everything in his power to save her and take revenge on those who wronged her; the blank, tired expression on her face remained unchanged.

"My name is.... Hansode... Shiranui... not little girl... or whatever Francis... calls me..."

The young girl, who was now known as Hansode Shiranui, quickly corrected Wilson on what her name was.

"And I'm Wade Wilson, and you have my word, I will save you, no matter what it takes..."

Shiranui took a closer look at Wade's face, noticing how very determined and motivated he looked, as if what he was saying was nothing but the truth; this just made Hansode weakly chuckle, before suddenly her face became completely covered in shadow and her mouth was opened very wide above Wilson's head, as if she were planning to eat him.

"Yeah... right..."
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The world of Marvel and Medaka Box are combined, just to be clear, ALSO, while I am using the Deadpool Movie as the story, I'll be mostly using the comic/game characters and story parts specifically, so don't expect a lot of the movie elements in here, like Deadpool girlfriend from the movie, she doesn't exist here.

(BTW, to those that know who Hansode Shiranui is, I might have changed up her "Real Eater" ability just a bit, only to make this story happen the way I want to, so sorry about that)

/My Plans\

1 .Deadpool Movie 1.

2. Deadpool Movie 2.

3. X-Men/Wolverine Movie.

4. Deadpool Game.

5. Medaka Box.

6. Iihiko Shishime.

7. High School Graduation.

8. Infinity Endgame.

9. Fun Time.

10. KILLING EVERYONE!...
(BTW fanart concepts for Hansode Shiranui)