"Talk"

'Thought'

❴Deadpool Unreasonable Voice❵

【Deadpool Reasonable Voice】
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"- And then I was like, BAM! WOOSH! POW! BAH DAH DAH! Heh, it was totally awesome~"

In one of the many unsanitary cells where all the prisoners were strapped down uncomfortably on purpose, Wade Wilson, who now looks like some kind of Freddy Krueger reject, was somehow unbothered by these harsh and unacceptable conditions, so much so that he continued to talk on and on and on as if he wasn't suffering, though unfortunately for him, he was only talking to himself... Or was it fortunately?

'❴Wooooow, that's so cool!~❵'

'【Eh, I heard better.】'

"Well fuck you to!"

This is what Wade has been doing for most of his time: talking with his new friends who seem to have appeared in his head ever since he lost his sanity in exchange for power. They seem to be getting along well with each other, having wonderful conversations and getting to know each other. Of course, talking to oneself wouldn't make him many real-life friends. But at the moment, he seems content with what he has. Having no reason to hate what he was given.

'❴Hey, I feel like we're forgetting something, something very important❵'

'【It might be our hunger, they forgot to feed today, well, not forgot since they're doing this on purpose as part of our torture, but you know what I mean.】'

"Ahhhh, fuck, you know, I could really go for some pancakes, tacos would be better, OH! How about some nice, fat, juicy price of as- Wait a minute, hunger?..."

Wade was about to ramble on and get sidetracked with the most random thoughts ever, but before he could spend another day wasting time with absolute nonsense, he suddenly stopped himself when the word "Hungry" made him stop in mid-speech and immediately think about a certain blue-haired child, which made him go wide-eyed in horror.

'SHIT! I FORGOT ABOUT HANSODE!'

'❴Who that? She sounds Mexican❵'

'【It sounds more like an asian name to me.】'

As Wade struggled to break free from his bonds and tried his hardest to escape his prison, the voices in his head couldn't help but wonder what he was even talking about.

'No no, she's a little girl who is also trapped in here like me, but I made a promise to her that I would rescue her!'

'❴Holy shit, really? We need to get out of here, no one hurts children on my watch!❵'

'【And how do you suppose we do that?】'

But once Wade explained the problem, the voices wasted no time in being supportive and also had a desire to save the trapped child, though the serious voice couldn't help but point out how difficult it was to escape in such a situation they were in, which made Wilson momentarily stop and wear a very deep thinking expression, no doubt planning on what should be done now in order to both escape and save Hansode Shiranui

"Hmmm, you know, I might have an idea..."

Soon Ajax and Angel Dust came in Wade's cell, no doubt already planning their next round of torture. The day's preparations would be made for them.

"Ready for your next round of torture, Wade?"

As Ajax was holding his clipboard, he looked over the reports and results so far. His assistant was making sure the prisoner was strapped down tightly and ready to be moved.

"Ready as I'll ever be... Francis~"

However, as soon as Wade said this, Ajax, who's real name was apparently Francis, couldn't help but tense up

"Where did you hear that name?"

Francis turned around and glare at Wilson with a very harsh glare, which made the man that was ugly as fuck smirk

"Awww, is Francy Prancy getting a little Pouty Wouty with having his real name revealed to his friend~"

Both Wade and Ajax looked at the deadly woman, who couldn't help but struggle not to laugh when she realized her partner's real name, though she immediately stopped once she saw that she was being glared at by said partner.

"I decided that I find you really annoying..."

Francis glares back at his prisoner, who didn't seem afraid at him at all and continues to mock him

"Whatcha gonna do about it Francis? Stab my little Franny Panny, making feel a little Clammy Chabby?~"

Though Wade didn't stop teasing, Ajax couldn't help but suddenly wear a very dangerous and evil light smile on his face. After a moment, Wilson found himself getting tied up again, though this time in some kind of glass box.

"Hey beautiful, come here, I got something for you~"

Wade tries to talk to Angel Dust, who tries to ignore his flirty attempts and finishes his bandage. But once she got close, she was suddenly head-butted in the face, which made her stumble back. She shook her head and regained her composure before angrily glaring at him and being about to kill him, but was stopped by her partner.

"We've been curious to see what your healing factor would do in an environment without oxygen, so we're gonna leave you in this box for about a week or 2 and see just that, if you die, oh well, but if you actually survive that, then you'll get a promotion to lab rat from super slave~"

Francis leaned close and glared at his lab rat while wearing a very smug expression; however, the prisoner didn't say anything and just glared back at him.

"Nothing to say? That's a first, maybe there's hope for you yet~"

Francis then stood back and started to close the lid, while also turning on the machine and getting it ready. Before he actually starts the experiment, he said one last thing that angered the regenerate degenerate.

"By the way, Wade, the little girl said hi."

And with that, Francis hit the big red button and started the torture. Immediately, Wilson started suffocating and struggled to catch his breath. This was enough to satisfy Ajax

"Come on Angel Dust, we need to get ready for our new batch of test subjects, hopefully none will be as annoying as this one."

And with that, both Francis and Angel Dust left their lab rat to its torture, and won't be back until the next two weeks, maybe longer if they don't forget about it on purpose

'❴G-Gahhh! L-Lungs h-hurty! N-Need Air!❵'

'【W-WAS THIS YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN?! TO BE LEFT IN THIS TANK FOR 2 WEEKS?!】'

As the two voices cried out in pain from lack of oxygen, Wade did something that actually surprised them; it was spitting out a match that he had stolen from the woman he had hit. Once putting it in his hand, he tried lighting it near the hole where the oxygen was being sucked out.

'❴W-Wait, are you gonna-❵'

'【T-This is gonna fucking hurt...】'

As soon as the match finally lit up, the entire glass tank exploded, causing the room to be destroyed and the fire to spread everywhere. Security rushed in once they noticed the explosion and tried their best to put it out. Meanwhile, Ajax and Angel Dust returned and were surprised by the mess. However, they didn't have time to appreciate the fire because the lead scientist quickly pulled out his walkie-talkie.

"Status Report On Real Eater!"

Francis clearly knew what was going on, and after only receiving static and silence from his walkie, all of his fears and worries came true. He crushed his communications device from pure frustration.

"ANGEL DUST! GATHER YOUR SOLDIERS AND BEGAN YOUR SEARCH FOR THE CHILD, SHE IS TOP PRIORITY AND MUST BE RECOVERED AT ALL COST, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

Angel Dust couldn't help but tense up and express a bit of fear at seeing such rage, a rare sight to be sure, and not wanting to be on the receiving end of such intense emotions, she did as she was told, leaving behind Francis, who now just simply stood there glaring at a name tag with his name on it, which only fueled his rage as he stepped on the tag

'Your days are numbered now, Wade, let see how long you'll last in protecting her, especially with the full might of this program coming after you...'
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As you can, a lot of things are changing from the original movie, I have plans but I'm open to suggestions.

(BTW I'll be including any other stuff that Deadpool appeared in, like one off episode, shows and all that, let me know if I miss anything)