I Want To Make A Pun But I Can't (or The Wank Fic) by Syntheticpalindromes

Posted on AO3 (you have to have an account to read it though, it is restricted to guests)

Pairings: Matty Healy/George Daniel, Matty Healy/his whole band basically

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1

Word Count: 2,891

Summary: I really can't summarize this better than:

Matty has a wank and all the others watch.

That's really it.

You guys know me, just read it.

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This author is quickly becoming one of my favorites thanks to all of the wonderful Matty/George oneshots they write, so here is another gem by them.

I thought this story was going to get very nasty, in a good way of course, but it is actually super loving and adorable while also still being hot af and just - ugh. I have already read this three times today, that is how good it is.

Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6257896