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Don't start singing yet.

"Hey, Kirstie? I need some help. I don't know how to flirt with Mitch at all or get his attention. Can you help me?"

"Of course.... listen carefully."

*play music.*

"One two three four five six seven eight nine!"

"It's the ten gay commandments
It's the ten gay commandments."

*Kirstie.*

"Number one!
He's a challenge, so you'll need to focus. Buy him some flowers to get the flow going!"

*avi and Kevin.*
"Number two!"

*kirstie.*

"If he don't like em, gets some chocolate instead. That's a sure fire way to get in his bed!"

*avi and Kevin.*

"Number three!"

*kirstie.*

"Smile wide, he likes your laugh lines!
Tell him he looks great if you don't, you'll have hell to pay."

This is common sense, you should know this..."

*avi and Kevin.*

"Also buy him thirteen roses!
Number for!"

*kirstie.*

"If he cant decide where to eat, that's alright!
Time to get a phone and a takeout menu on site!

Laugh at his jokes, compliment him constantly!
Set up a movie, this is basic, honestly!"

*avi and Kevin.*

"Five!"

*Kirstie.*

"After the movie, look up at the sky!"

*avi and Kevin.*

"Tell him that the stars look like his eyes!
Number six!"

*kirstie.*

"Look at his lips, hope he gets the memo!
Lean in slowly, but don't kiss the fellow!"

*Avi and Kevin.*
"Seven!"

*kirstie.*

"Confess your love!
ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your man!"

*avi and Kevin.*

"Number eight!"

*kirstie.*

"Last chance to remain friends, after the kiss it'll never ever be the same!"

*mitch.*

"Are you sure?"

*scott.*

"Sure of what, Mitch?"

*mitch.*

"If this doesn't work you promise you won't ditch?"

*scott.*

"Mitch? We've been friends since 1st grade!"

*mitch.*
Exactly! It could be a grenade, Scott."

*scott."

"Hang on, how about we shut up and see how we feel after the kiss?"

*mitch.*

"Okay, so we're doing this..."

*avi and Kevin.*

"Number nine!"

*kirstie.*

"Look him in the eye, don't look higher! Summon all the courage you require, LEAN IN!"

*avi, Kevin, and Kirstie!*
"One two three four five six seven eight nine!"

"Number ten! Pucker up, you'll do fine!"

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