this is just a mess but kinda funny idek.
It's seven am don't judge me.
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Avi:
"There's nothing like getting Starbucks...
coffee so good, Scott can't get enough...

There's someone else in the store, he can see it.

Will he talk to him? Just read it!"

Scott:
I hadn't slept in a week, I was weak, yet awake,
you've never seen a clumsy noodle more in need of a break.
Longing for Starbucks,
missing my naps,
that's when Mister Mitchell Grassi sat down on my lap, he said-"

Mitch:
"I know that this is really awkward, but my ex boyfriend just walked in and I don't know what to do, I want him to be jealous of you..."

Scott:
"He said..."

Mitch:
"I'm always sitting at home, watching him get boys while I stay alone

now I don't know what to do, pretend to be my boyfriend, oh could you?"

Scott:
Looking at him all stressed I knew I had to say yes and he said-

Mitch:
Oh my god, sir

Scott:
I let him stay on my lap just to make his ex gap and Mitch said-

Mitch:
Thank you so much, sir!

Scott:
Then I said "I think you're ex is gone"
He turned red, sat in a seat instead, raised an eyebrow and said-

Mitch:
"You gay?"

Scott:
"Gay?"

Mitch:
"Gayyyyyyyy."

Scott:
That's when I began to say;
"Um, I-I really don't know if I, um I'm not sure if I know--"

I mean my mind tells me to agree, and I imagine him laying next to me...

Mitch:
"Helloooooooo?"

Scott:

"Um, yeah I'm totally gay. Totally, completely gay, I've had a few girlfriends in tha past-
(Past, past, past!)
but none that would ever last-!"

(OH, OH, GET HIS NUMBER!)

(OH, OH, GET HIS NUMBER!)

(OH, OH, GET HIS NUMBER!)

(OH, OH, HE GOT HIS NUMBER!)

Scott:
I'm glad I can say that wasn't the last time.

Hanging with Mitch turned into a past time.

But a month into our dates, some guy name Nate snuck into my DM's sent meh-

Freaking Nate:
Hey, dude I hope u read this DM before 10,
I am here to tell u about Mitch before u met him
Yeah he was nice and he was a hunk, but I'm warning u now he just wants a good-

Scott:
Fuuuuuuuu...

Nate:
Uh oh, guess Mitchy ain't so sweet, but if he asks u didn't here this ish from me,
But hey, you can keep hanging with him, but don't say I didn't give u this warnin!

Scott:
Took a screenshot and I raced to his place screamed "I THOUGHT YOU LIKE ME!" In his face, he cried

Mitch:
"I do, Scott!"

Scott:
Perfect brows, in a towel, his naked cat meowin he cried-

Mitch:
It's not just cause you're hot!

Scott:
So was the 'make him jealous' thing a set up!?

Mitch: I don't know anyone named Nate!

Scott: stop crying, God dammit! Don't lie!

Mitch: I promise, he's just a fake!

Scott: I don't believe you-

Mitch: please don't leave me, I am lonely!

Scott: how could I fall for this!?

Mitch: just block him, listen to me!

Scott: I don't want to, I don't want to,

Mitch: whatever you want, I will say! Please just stayyyyyyy!

Scott:
Nate or Mitch, I can't decide!

Mitch: "PleEeeeeease!"

Scott:
Which one would lie!?

Mitch: "listen to me..."

Scott: Gosh, this is so-

Mitch: Out of control!!!!

Mitch&scott: Oooh, freaking Nate!

Scott: my mind is tryna tell me-

(HE JUST WANTS TO GET LAID!

Scott: but my heart is saying

(SCOTT, YOU'RE GETTING PLAYED MY NATE!)

Mitch: no, no!

(Freaking Nate)

Scott: I don't know know!

(FREAKING NATE!)

Mitch: Scottioo!

(Freaking Nate!)

Scott: I think I know, know!

(Screw u Nate!)

Scott:
I believe Mitch.

Mitch: I just want a-

Scott&mitch: relationship.

Scott: my mind is tryna tell me

(PUT A RING ON DAT!)

Scott: but my heart is telling me

Nate:
but he thinks the dress is blue and black!

Scott: :0

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