Ham: Includes all my fandom characters. All my fandoms!!

Pepper (NekoAtsume): Really? Me too?

Ham: Um, maybe not. Just my main fandoms where characters have an English name.

IHateYou: I don't have an English name.

Ham: Neh, it counts, it's fine. Anyways! A lotta dares from evie_pika

Eevie: Yup!

Ham: Alexander, confess your love to Angelica.

Alex: But... I don't...

Angie: Uh... He... I...

John: ...what?

Alex: No Laurens it's nothing... Eevie was just... Um...

Angie: Trying to get a reaction from Eliza.

Alex: Yeah that's totally it!

Eliza: Hmm.

John: Well... What? But... Um...

Alex: Hey now... *puts hand on his shoulder*

John: *pushes hand away* What do you have to say for yourself now?

Alex: That's very emotional of you.

Ham: I would've given the same reaction if this guy I like revealed that he loved his wife, me and his wife's sister at the same time.

John: Exactly!

Alex: Well how about you think how I felt when I learnt that you had a wife and daughter you left at South Carolina!

John: Wha- How...?

Alex: I have my ways! Now who's lying!?

John: I... I...

Angie: No... We don't love each other!

Ham: *plays Satisfied*

John: See all the evidence here!

Eliza: Angie, is this true?

Angie: Um...

Alex: ...Yeah. It is.

John: Well?

Alex: I'm sorry Laurens.

John: ...I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have kept it from you.

(Ham: Psst my dear readers let me tell you- it is true. Laurens has never told Alexander that he had a wife back on SC...)

Martha (Mannings): Who is this man?

Alex: This is...?

John: Martha!? What are you doing here?

Martha: Searching for you of course....

John: Oh ok... How's Frances?

Frances: I'm here. I'm good.

John: Frances! How... How old are you? I've never even seen you before.

Frances: I'm six years old now.

Ham: *pats Frances* This is turning into a beautiful story...

Eevie: ...such a long reaction. I was not expecting this.

Ham: ...let's go back to the story. John, I'll let you have your reunion later. Back to the asks and dares!

Eevie: Maybe you can ask something!

Ham: I'll ask Burr. Why are you trying to flirt with Angie. Seriously.

Aaron: I... Didn't!!

Angie: Uh, we all know you did, idiot.

Aaron: I'm sure Eevie doesn't even remember that part.

Eevie: I do, I just don't like it. So I skip it everytime.

Ham: Or do you just forget the lyrics?

Aaron: Heh.

Drake: That's... My line?

Ham: No no no no Choices stories here PLEASE! Drake yup I like you and all that but...

Raydan: How about me?

Ham: Oh... Raydan Lykel of Lykos... I...

Raydan: Ah, stammering. I'm sorry. I only have eyes for Kenna.

Ham: I played as Kenna!

Eevie: I'm confused!

Ham: Right. *kicks Choices chars away*

Eevie: Let's do another ask, Ham.

Ham: Alrighty. I'll ask... Hmm... Peggy!

Peggy: Yup what?

Ham: How do you feel about someone's profile picture being "And Peggy"?

Eevie: Hey!

John: That's for horses :D

Ham: HERCULES MULLIGAN k wrong timing but still.

Peggy: Uhh, I am not AND Peggy.

Ham: But everyone just calls you that.

Peggy: My name isn't even Peggy.

Ham: Sure, Margarita Schuyler.

Peggy: ...Fine, just call me Peggy.

Ham: Ha!

Eevie: I just sent in some more dares!

Ham: Kk checking. Oti, you have to be Peggy. (Disclaimer: this is a fictional character Oti not the Ito)

Oti: My name is Peggy. I am a poet.

Philip: Imaginery friend? Can you help? She's taking my lines!

John: Of course my reincarnation. OTI!

Oti: Yes? 

John: You are taking Philips's lines.

Oti: Who is Philip?

Eliza: For a moment I thought you said Philippa.

Ham: Ooh, you know Pippa?

Eliza: Yup. She portrays me so well!

Philip: ANTHONY

John: Yes Anthony

Ham: YES ANTHONY

Eevie: Who is Anthony

Peggy: But... Jazzy...

John: Jazzy is nice too I guess.

Angie: Can we talk about Renee for a second?

Aaron: Let's all agree Leslie is the best.

Alex: Guys, Lin is the best. Without him none of us would be here.

Ham: How about this: I'm the best.

John: Def not.

Eevie: No way Ham.

Raichu: You? Best? Uhhhh

Ham: Mkay, let's just proceed to the dare...

Oti: AND PEGGY

Ham: You have to be Peggy for some time.

Eevie: For until this ends.

Oti: Eevie is mean.

Eevie: -_-

IHateYou: That's my line.

Frisk: -_-

Eevie: Now I want to see John as Ham.

Ham: I promised didn't I...

John: No way. Never.

Ham: You must or I'll kick you out of the story.

John: I know you won't.

Ham: Fine you got me. But please. I said I'll let you do it.

John: Fine...

Eevie: Excited to see how this turns out...

John: *whispers* Psst what does Ham usually say

Alex: I don't know, she quotes a lot of Hamilton?

John: So I can just be myself?

Eevie: No of course not you need to be Ham

John: Ugh. Howdy I am-

Flowey: Nope.

John: Let's trust the flower who isn't Flowey!

Raichu: Good, very much like Ham.

Ham: Should I teach you how to be me?

John: Never.

Eevie: And lastly you need to continue the duel, as Ham.

John: Ughhhh

Bendy: I didn't volunteer... And here I am again...

John: Number five...

Eevie: I claim this! Duel before the sun is in the sky.

Ham, Eevie, John, Alex, The Schuylers: Pick a place to die where it's high and dry-

Ham: Number six!

Bendy: Leave a note to your next of kin. Tell them where you've been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in.

Eevie: Seven!

John: Confess your sins. Ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Alex: Number eight!

Schuylers: Your last chance to negotiate. Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Aaron: They won't teach you this in your classes, but look it up! Hamilton was-

Ham: He is not wearing glasses. Wrong song again, A-A-RON.

John: -_- Alexander!

Alex: Yup I'm here let's negotiate.

John: Wait who are our seconds?

Raichu: Me and Ham. Ham!

Ham: Yup negotiating.

Bendy: Number nine.

John: Look em in the eye, aim no higher! Summon all the courage you require! Then-

Philip: Slowly and clearly aim your gun towards the sky!

George (Eacker): 1234567!

Ham: Nooooooo!!!!!! *breaks into tears* My poor Philip!

John: My... Reincarnation died!

Philip: I know you're there, my imaginery friend.

John: *hugs Philip*

Bendy: ...number ten, paces, water?

John: *still mourning Philip*

Alex: *still mourning John*

Eliza: It's Quiet Uptown

Ham: *in tears* forgiveness! Can you imagine?

Oti: AND PEGGY

Ham: Wrong timing *sobs*

John: Tomorrow there'll be more of us!

Ham: *cries uncontrollably*

Eevie: I didn't ask for everyone to cry...

Alex: I have so much work to do...

Philip: I hope I blew them all away...

Eliza: The orphanage...

Ham: *lies down on table and dies a little*

Oti: AND PEGGY

Eliza: Who lives who dies who tells your story...

John: Thank you Eliza, you are amazing.

Eliza: *smiles* I speak out against slavery! You could have done so much more if you only had-

Everyone except Eevie, Oti and Raichu: *in tears* Time...

Eliza: And when my time is up, have I done enough?

Everyone except the three: Will they tell your story?

Ham: Let's stop here *sniffs* I'm sorry this isn't a funny story but a sad one. I promise there'll be comedies coming up very soon.