Ham: *still running around* I'm tired

John: I am never tired

Ham: You have a horse it's unfair

John: Do I look like I care

Ham: Ugh

John: *shoots again*

Ham: *barely avoids* Why aren't you out yet

John: I still have three chances

Ham: Three to dodge and i can live

John: *aims*

Ham: *hides behind Alex* Aha

John: *puts down gun* Not fair!

Ham: Do I look like I care *Lenny face*

John: *gets off horse*

Ham: And we stop killing each other.

All revolutionaries (including Les Mis): But we can't stop killing!

Ham: Yeah yeah yeah you can kill the British people and also the French people I guess

Laf: Hey!

Ham: I mean the French government.

Laf: Ah, the revolution I lead.

Ham: You're in our history textbook.

Eevie: XD

IHateYou: Only I get to kill people!

Enjolras: *picks up gun*

Ham: My story! Don't ruin it! We're not maniacs trying to... you know?

George (King): I am the only maniac who can kill random people.

Sam(my): Ye-yes, my king.

George: Good kid ;)

Sam: c:

George: Care to send a message for me?

Sam: O-of course.

George: *hands note over*

Sam: Heed not the rabble who scream revolution they have not your interests at heart!

Ham: Oh my god, tear this dude apart.

Herc: Don't steal my line

Sam: Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution! *glares at John* Don't let them lead you astray! Beautiful work, my king.

George: You can add some of your own words too.

Sam: Really? Thank you. This Congress does not speak for me!

Aaron: Let him be.

Sam: They're playing a dangerous game. I pray the king shows you his mercy~! For shame! For shame!!!!

Ham: Enough enough farmer

Eevie: Lol farmer

Raichu: FARMERRRR

Peggy: AND PEGGY

Ham: Yeah we can hear you

John: AND ME

Ham: What's your name, man?

Alex: ALEXANDER HAMILTON~!

Aaron: That's my line. The "what's your name" thing.

Ham: Don't you know me yet?

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A joke for everyone I guess

[Modern HP AU]

George (Washington): Next, John Laurens!

Laurens: *walks up*

Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!

Laurens: I haven't even worn it yet!

George (Washing): It's just the first day of school and you're making friendship bracelets.

Laurens: Well it's never too early to start making memories! :D