Ham: Yayyyy

Eevie: Why do I have a part now?

Ham: Welcome! Eevie!

Alex: ...

John: ...

Ham: I'm still imagining your blood.

John: Wut

Ham: Go read Oti and The Ink Machine.

John: Is that me?

Ham: The John is the story, yes, it's you.

Raichu Pika: Hahahahaha

IHateYou: Why do I still have this annoying name?

Double Jeans: It's not just you.

John: Ok Oti and the Ink Machine is cool. Go read it. (SHAMLESS PROMO: FOLLOW @evie_pika and read her story Oti and the Ink Machine)

Ham: Especially your blood

Raichu Pika: Uhhhhh vampire!

Ham: Nooooooo! I'm not vampire! I just like drawing John's blood!

Eevie: Yup there's something wrong with you...

Ham: Put that aside...

Double Jeans: Sure...

Eliza: What's going on?

Peggy: AND PEGGY

Ham: Where is Angelica?

Angelica: Here! I'm here!

Ham: No need to be annoyed c:

Raichu Pika: I can't see why we are able to be not annoyed when you're present...

Ham: Hey!

Alex: Horse!

Horse: Why am I horse?

Pony: I'm Pony??

Ham: Hahaha

IHateYou: -_-

Ham: Yay it's the signature Javert emoji thing

Double Jeans: Uhhhh

John: I'm probably just gonna leave...

Ham: Wait! Please! Don't!

John leaves the chatroom

John is added into the chatroom

John: Not. Fun.

Ham: Whatever

Raichu Pika: Heh.

Bendy: Ok just one thing why am I here again?

Ham: Because you are someone's senpai?

Eevie: How about your own ;)

Ham: Screw him he's dead

John: I'm confused.

Eevie: Doesn't look very dead to me...

Ham: Eh, screw logic!

Raichu Pika: SCREW SCREWS!

Alex: I'm in a building! Don't!

Pony: Well that's none of my business because Marius' barricade is not made of screws!

Enjolras: Thanks I guess?

Pony: Marius! Not you! Shoo!

Enjolras: I'm not a fly!

John: I feel even more confused...

Alex: I'll explain it later...

John: Why later?

Alex: I'm at work! I'm writing essays!

Ham: Hamilton wrote the other 51!

Raichu Pika: Is that from Non-stop?

Ham: Yesssss! Wait there's a problem. Yes seriously there's a problem. John you shouldn't be here.

John: Well you added me.

Ham: I mean it shouldn't be possible for you to chat.

Pony: Ok I'm confused what year is this?

Ham: 2018.

Horse: So none of us should be here!

Ham: But no, I travelled to your worlds... So I think it's around before the revolution for Les Mis and close to 1785 for Hamilton.

Alex: Wut! No way! John are you a ghost? (FYI: John died on Aug 27, 1782)

John: I'm very much alive, thanks!

Alex: But... But... You should be dead!

Ham: Alexander... such a great way to insult a friend, isn't it? Or is he just a friend?

John: What did you just say? 

Ham: Dear readers, this is a bit of a Lams story, help me get John and Alex together k? Thank you ^^

Alex: What!?!?

Pony: Ooh

Angelica: I always think you love too many people at once, Alexander.

Eliza: Wait what

Ham: Hahahaha too bad Alex your wife knows all about it

Alex: About what?

Horse: I'm confused

Ham: Me too. Let's kick some people out so there are less people here.

Horse, Peggy, Pony, Bendy, Enjolras are removed from the chatroom

Eliza: Now explain what happened.

Alex: There's nothing to explain.

Ham: Oh yes there is.

Eevie: I'm confused.

Raichu Pika: So am I. Why did you remove my senpai? Add Bendy back or I'll not colour the pic for you... 

Ham: Wait no don't please don't I'll add him back just anything for you to colour the drawing k?

Bendy is added into the chatroom

John: Should I be knowing something about this drawing thing?

Ham: Uh, hehehehe yes I think but no, you shouldn't.

Raichu Pika: Aha I'll tell him

Ham: Don't you dare!

Eevie: Tell me!

Ham: No!

Eevie: Let Raichu tell me, or I wouldn't update Oti!

Ham: Ok ok Raichu Pika, tell Eevie.

John: And me. I need to know.

Alex: Whew

Eliza: Alex, I still want an explanation.

Alex: Whoops

Alex leaves the chatroom

Eliza: I'll be waiting for you at home when you come back from work.

Eliza leaves the chatroom

Angelica: Am I and John the only ones left? (Chars)

Bendy: And me.

Raichu Pika: Do you want to know what the drawing is or not.

John: Yes. 

Ham: No, but yeah, tell them.

Eevie: Is Laurens in it?

Raichu Pika: Yeah. So basically I drew this thing of Laurens killing Ham. The end.

Ham: ...

John: Why would I do that?

Raichu Pika: I don't know, Ham insisted on being the one killed, so I decided you could be the one killing.

Angelica: Haha!

Eevie: Hahahahahahaha if I were drinking something

Ham: Overused joke alert

John: Ahem Eevie, haven't killed you for that yet

Raichu Pika: Aha! You admitted that you will kill people!

John: I'm in a revolution of course I kill people!

Bendy: I would kill Eevie too if I knew her irl. She literally said I was red.

John: You think I like being blue? Racism! That's unfair to people of different races! Also, you shouldn't (let's skip the coming 10000 words.)

Ham: You should've known this is a touchy subject to Laurens. If it weren't for this he wouldn't have died.

Eevie: He still seems very alive to me.

Ham: Screw logic!

Raichu Pika: Screw screws!

Ham: From where I am, I can see a government building. I think it's collapsing. Alex? Are you ok?

Alex is added into the chatroom

Alex: Hi why am I back

John: Alex? Alex! Alex you ok?

Alex: Yes, apart from the fact that a real building just collapsed 

John: akalaskowolwmwmdkkdkslwla

Alex: Stupid autocorrect, I meant a toy building fell off the shelf and hit my books.

Ham: Hahahahhaahahaha