System: Hi there. Please enter your name first.

Valjean: *thinks* John

System: Ok. How many people do you want to chat with?

Valjean: 3.

System: Matching you with three more people...

System: Start chat!

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John: Hi there

Lauren: Whew I knew I shouldn't go by my real name

Ina: What us your real name then

Liz: I am Elizabeth but I like being called Eliza

Lauren: I am John lol

John: Ok I'll admit it, this isn't my real name I am Valjean

Ina: Wait. Jean Valjean?

John: Yes...?

Ina: Arghhhhhh why don't I have a tracker I shall find you

John: Oh. Soeskshossksbsjissjddkeowowsjndnfdjfjfjdksk

John is offline

Ina: I was so close!!!!!!

Lauren: Ok people what actually happened?

Ham: So Javert (ina) is on a frantic chase to catch Valjean...

Lauren: Ham!?

Liz: Who is that? I thought this is a chat of only us...

Lauren: She has her ways...

Ina: Help me find Valjean

Lauren: We don't care ok?

Ham: Ha. I really love JL.

Lauren: -_-

Ina: sjksnsksslksns you people are really annoying goodbye

Liz: Goodbye.

Lauren: Wait. If your name is Javert how did you become "Ina"

Ina: Inspector. Can't think of anything else.

Ham: I know why you are so lonely.

Ina: What do you mean?

Ham: You will never find a girlfriend

Ina: -_-

Ham: You love that face don't you

Ina: -_-

Ina is offline

Lauren: Are we alone?

Liz: I guess, except this ham girl

Ham: I will never leave you alone

Lauren has changed name to John

John: Now I can be recognised. Anyway, let's add new people to chat!

John requested new person

Cosette joined the chatroom

Cosette: Hi there :)

John: Hi there!

Ham: The Cosette with a heart full of love. Your high notes are annoying.

Cosette: >:(

Ham: It's true... Oooh... Cinnamon roll Cosette is angry

Liz: I thought I'm the cinnamon roll

Cosette: audio

Ham: Ahhhhhhhh! Don't ever send us your high notes ever again.

Cosette: You used two ever's

Ham: I don't care

Liz: Anyway, can we introduce ourselves? Elizabeth Schuyler. A pleasure to meet you.

John: John Laurens in da place to be

Ham: John is that the only way you can introduce yourself

John: Uh, I think so

Cosette: I'm Cosette.

Liz: Ok hi, Cosette.

Ham: You guys are so boring. I'll go intrude in another conversation that may be more fun...

Cosette: Why must Ham be so mean? :(

Cosette is offline

John: Why is everyone leaving?

Liz: Bye! :D

Liz is offline

John: Now it's only you and me...

Ham: Yay, you treat me as a human

John: Are you a dog?

Ham: Hey!

John: That's for Herculese Mulligan

Ham: Herc is not a horse

John: He does stuff to them

Ham: Please, keep my story PG

John: ...

John is offline

Ham: Oh. Bye! :( I'm so lonely... Maybe I should join someone else's chatroom.