You Have Got To Be Shitting Me.

(Sorry for the kinda short chapter omg I've been kinda distracted whoops)

Burr's POV

Thomas and Madison came to visit Theodosia before Christmas comes. They kept apologizing, I don't know why they're being so silly about it! It's not their fault!

"Hey, uh I'm going to the bathroom right now." Said Thomas. "Uh... So am I!" Said Madison and they left.

Me and Theodosia looked at eachother. "Well they're fucking." Said Theodosia and I laughed, they're so against gays, why would they be dating?

Mulligan's POV

We were finally home. All seven of us, not including John's stupid turtles that he just had to bring.

"Aww my little baby! And his little friends! And his little boyfriend! Aww you all look so cute! Let me take a picture! Take that ratty beanie off while I get a camera, Hercules." Said my mom as she ran outside, and then back in.

I sighed. "Well you might as well meet the people you'll be staying a week here with." I said, and they went inside.

"This is my cousins Athena, Ares, he's a bit of an asshole, but Athenas cool. Apollo, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Uncle Posideon, and Jimmy. Jimmy doesn't really fit in. Go and fight over which rooms you want."

George's POV

"It's Christmas! It's Christmas time! Santa came!" Yelled Mary, running down the steps. I picked her up and she laughed.

"Want some breakfast?" She looked at me funny. "Huh? What's breakfast?"

"It's like lunchtime, but in the morning." Said Martha. "Oh cool! Sure!"

Burr's POV

"I'll be right back, Theo. I'm just getting a mop out of the closet in the hallway." I said. I may or may have spilt coffee all over the floor.

Whoops. I walked to it and... Was there an animal in there or something? Oh well. I opened it up.

Thomas's POV

"Oh, Thomas!" whispered  Madison. Just as I was about to take off my boxers, somebody walked in.

"Uh... Hi, Burr?" I said, and he started screaming.

"OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE HAVING SEX! NAKED! OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! HIS PENIS WAS IN YOUR MOUTH! HIS PE-" said Aaron, but I slapped him.

"Shut up! Nobody knows! I shit you not, we are dating. Keep it quiet, please. Now, we have business to attend to." I said, and slammed the door.

Lafayette's POV

Mama Mulligan was showing us an embarrassing photo collection. "Right here, y'all will see Hercules takin' a bath." Said Momma Mulligan, and we all said 'Aww.' Just to annoy Hercules, who was sulking in the corner while blushing.

Kinda cute, to be honest. "Hey look! Elf is on!" Said John. "You have literally watched this 9 times this past week." Said Alex.

"Hey, it's a good movie!" John said, and crossed his arms. "Here is little Hercules watching 'My Little Pony'." Said Momma Herc.

We all looked at him and gasped. He was blushing a lot now. "So that's where the horse thing comes from!" I said, in between laughing.

"Hercules wants to fuck Rainbow Dash!" Yelled Angie. "Wait... Is this why they call you a 'Horse Fucker'?" Said Hercules's mom.

He sighed. "...Yes." She started laughing.

"You gotta be shittin' me! Anyway, here's when Hercules peed his pants during the school musical and-" Hercules snatched the book away.

"Okay, I think we're done here." He said, and we all booed him.