TJeff is an ass. Period.

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Washington's POV

"George!" I heard Martha scream, and I ran downstairs. She was crying. "What is it?!" I screamed. "We... We got approved." She said, and then shakily laughed, and handed me the papers.

Dear Mr. And Mrs. Washington,
             We are very pleased to inform you after tedious searching and scanning your home, that we have approved you to foster a child. We will meet Sunday.

Best Regards,

Abigail Adams

I covered my mouth with my hand and felt tears form in my eyes. "WE GOT APPROVED!" I said, and hugged Martha. I ran around the house screaming happily.

Alexander's POV

Martha and Washington were telling me about how this asshole named "John Adams" was keeping them from adopting some kid. This will show him.

I smirked and began to type.

@therealalexanderhamilton:
An open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic embarrassment know as @john_adams. The mans irrational, he claims that George in Martha are evil, saying he's a skeez. Bitch please! You wouldn't know what they're doing. Your views are berserk, you need to do your fucking work, give my regards to Abigail next time you talk about their "lack of moral compass", If you don't want to grant them adoption, they'll just be like "Fine! You can dump us!".

Washington called me. "Alexander! I have great news! We got approved!" He said, and I could only assume he was jumping up and down.

I looked at the tweet...well... Five tweets I just sent. "That's great!" Well shit. I already had seventeen retweets.

Lafayette's POV

I put my shirt back on. "That was-" Jefferson stood up. "Hey uh... Lafayette? We need to talk." "What is it, mon amour?" He cringed.

"Did you not want to do that?" I said, worriedly. I hope I didn't pressure him into anything.

"Well no... I kinda just wanted to do that..." What is he talking about?

I sat down. "Wait what? I don't understand?" "Well... Madison... Kinda 'underperforms' if you know what I'm saying? He's reaching for his inhaler every five minutes." He said with a smirk.

I still don't understand, and I guess he could see that because he sighed. "Look, this is kinda going to make me sound like an asshole, probably because I am a little, but I really just wanted sex. Hey, if it makes you feel better, you have a pretty rockin' bod, just need to work on that...belly fat a little. See you someday. If you run into Madison tell him to hit me up! You can leave now." He said, and ushered me outside, and threw my pants at me.

Wait what? "What is he-" I mumbled to myself, and then it hit me, and I started crying. I need to go somewhere. I need to be with somebody.

I could text Alex or John, no they'd fight him. The Schuylers? No, they'd murder him. I sighed. I know who I have to text.

Lafayette: Hercules, what are you doing? I need to come over. Please it's important.

Herc: what do you want

Lafayette: I'm sorry, this is all my fault, but just let me stay. I'll explain later. Please, Hercules.

Herc: Okay, I'll unlock my door. Are you okay?

Lafayette: Read: 10:17 am

Mulligan's POV

I opened the door "Lafayette? What's wrong, you're making me nervous with those te-" I said, and was interrupted by Lafayette crashing into my arms and crying.

I carried him over to the couch. "Laf? Are you okay? Well obviously not but, can you tell me what happened?" He sniffles.

"J-Jefferson told me t-that h-he just wanted me for s-se-sex." He choked out between sobs. "H-he told me I w-was fat and b-broke up with me." He said, and I cautiously put my arms around him while he cried.

Yes. This is the day I will officially kill Jefferson. "I'm going to kick his ass." I said, and Lafayette grabbed my arm.

"No... Please stay." He said weakly. I put my arms around him while he cried and we watched "Mean Girls", surprisingly the perfect breakup movie until Lafayette fell asleep.