~Flower Crown AU~

KG: *walks onto the stage like a boss*
Music: *plays*
KG: You say-
*Music is interrupted with a record scratch. Mulligan comes running onto the stage with a flower crown, neatly made*
Mulligan: *punches the crown violently off of KG's head*
KG: Wha-
Mulligan: Hold still. *places flower crown gently onto KG's head*
KG: What in the-
Mulligan: Thank me later. *runs offstage, Naruto style*
KG:....
Music:....
Audience:....
KG's crown: *is a lonely Cermit*

And this is the kind of crack my brain comes up with when it's like 3 in the morning (Pacific time) and I can't sleep.
Good job me. *gives self a badly made crappy flower crown* Yay.