FightingFeminist: GUYS

ANDPeggy: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS

CinnamonRoll: oh no

TurtleGay: what's up

HammyHam: what happened?

Washingdad: ARE MY DAUGHTERS OKAY

FightingFeminist: yeah thanks washingdaddy

FrenchMac: :(
Bb you can only call me daddy

TurtleGay: ew

FightingFeminist: sorry bb ly

ANDPeggy: anyway
My dearest sister is not as innocent as you may think

Zero2Hero: yeah we actually do know
Angie's pretty damn fucked up

FightingFeminist: hey I'm still here

Zero2Hero: ;)

FrenchMac: >:(

Zero2Hero: oh no tom tom sent me an angry face I'm sooooo scared!

FightingFeminist: >:(

Zero2Hero: ANGIE NO I'M SO SORRY

FrenchMac: how and why

Zero2Hero: Angie's scary man

FrenchMac: I know

ANDPeggy: HEY ASSHOLES I'M TRYING TO START A CONVERSATION

Zero2Hero: sorry kid

FrenchMac: sorry peg

ANDPeggy: anyway long story short I was talking about Eliza

LargeBaguette: omg I thought Eliza was the most innocent one here

MissMaria: uh oh

ANDPeggy: well anyway I saw Liza and mar mar doing the fuck fuck in Alex and John's bed at that party the other day

HammyHam: what the fuck, guys?

TurtleGay: OH

CinnamonRoll: uh

MissMaria: ^^

A.Burr: what do we do with this information

ANDPeggy: I dunno Eliza's pretty flustered tho

TurtleGay: hams kinda mad

HammyHam: kInDa?????

TurtleGay: okay yeah he's kinda about to run over to your house

CinnamonRoll: frick

MissMaria: pure

LargeBaguette: clearly she's not innocent
She fucked Maria in her best friends bed

TurtleGay: oh shit Liza you're flecked

FightingFeminist: flecked?

TurtleGay: oh I meant fucked
Did I say flecked
Right sorry guys it's just my autocorrect

FightingFeminist: ALWAYS BE AWARE OF AUTOCORRECT

LargeBaguette: R I C H CAN'T YOU SEE? JUST HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOUR TRAGEDY

FightingFeminist: CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC TO YOU

TurtleGay: NOW I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

FrenchMac: angel who's this rich guy huh
He's replacing me??? Your loving boyfriend???

FightingFeminist:

TurtleGay: oh my god

FightingFeminist: I'm slowly regretting this decision of dating you

HammyHam: HA I KNEW YOU'D REALIZE!

FightingFeminist: not for real tho love you babe

FrenchMac: <3

HammyHam: ew

FightingFeminist: but we are going to have to go onto a be more chill singalong thing so you can be educated, you uncultured swine who I love so dearly

FrenchMac: is that an insult or a compliment

JemmyBoo: both

FrenchMac: thanks

FightingFeminist: I pray for us all

Theo-Fuck-You: AND IF THERE'S TWO GIRLS IN LINE TO LEAD THE TEAM BEFORE YOUUU THEN YOU HACK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM TO CHANGE SKYLAR'S GRADE FROM A D TO AN F THEN YOU HIRE SOME SICK GUY TO LICK KYLAR'S TOOTHBRUSH SO SHE GETS TRAX-MONO SO NO ONE IS LEFT TO BE CAPTAIN SO THEY TURN TO YOUUU and your dreams come true :)

MissMaria: ...

HammyHam: what-

FrenchMac: good plan
Aggressive though

FightingFeminist: smh guys it's from bring it on

TurtleGay: you uncultured swines

Theo-Fuck-You: :)

FightingFeminist: Theo I need you to come over so that you, Laf, John, Jemmy, and I can all obsess over musicals

Theo-Fuck-You: sounds good

A.Burr: NONONONO I WILL N O T LET YOU GUYS MAKE MY SWEET INNOCENT THEO TURN DIRTY

TurtleGay: her screen name is literally Theo-Fuck-You
I think she's not that innocent

A.Burr: grrhmhmhmm
Fine

Theo-Fuck-You: I woulda just gone even if you didn't say yes smh protective much

FightingFeminist: she can fight for herself

Theo-Fuck-You: yay!
Virtual feminist high five

FightingFeminist: *high five*

Theo-Fuck-You: *high five*

-McKenzie