Divorced

Mary glares at Anne Boleyn who tosses hair in response. "Witch." Mary said.

"Bi-"

"Language!" Aragon shouts.

Beheaded

"That's what you get for not giving me a son-" KH8 said before he gets beat down by Lafayette from no where.

Anne Boleyn,Kitty  & Elizabeth I snicker while Pippy winced at the word beheaded.

Died

Edward sobs as Jane holds him while Janie looks at them sadly before being brought into the hug by Jane.

"I-I'm sorry mama!" Edward sobs, being sensitive for once.

"It's not your fault." Jane said as she kissed Edward's & Janie's forehead.

"Can I call you mama too?" Janie asked.

"Of course dear." Jane said with a smile.

Divorced

"These are my kids now." Cleves said as she hugged Elisabeth & Barnaby.

"Sweet!" Barnaby said with a grin.

       Elisabeth smiles as she cuddles with Edward. Edward looked down at his lost love & kissed her temple. It has been a while since they have been together. Though thankfully they were both at age 16. They were both very much in love & both would do whatever they can never be apart again.

Beheaded

Kitty sighs & hid in her older cousin's shoulder.

Anne Boleyn glared at KH8 & hugged Kitty & Lizzie tighter. "Stupid crusty eye motherf-"

"Please, not in front of my children. "Eliza said as she covered Philip's ears since he is the closest one next to her while Eliza hold Pippy when they seemed to be uncomfortable with the word beheaded.

Survived

"Only one survived?" Peggy asked in shock.

"Technically I also survived since I lived the longest but I was just divorced. "Cleves said with a shrug.

"Ok but still-" Peggy said.

And tonight, we are . . .

"Mama!" 4 year old Mae Mae said with a giggle.

LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEE!!!!

"That was not expected." Henry Fitzroy blurted out.

Listen up, let me tell you a story!

"Okay I'm listening. "Hamilton said, causing everyone but Philip & the people who don't know him gasped.

"Y'all hear that, Hamilton is listening!"Jefferson said in shock.

A story that you think you heard before!

We know you know our names & our fame & faces!

But what about the glories & the disgraces?

"Good question. "Cornelia Schyuler said randomly.

I'm done because all this time,I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme!

Philip nods head. "That does get tiring."

Kitty nods head as she couldn't help herself & blush when he spoke. "Y-yeah."

"Are you ok?" Philip asked innocently & worriedly.

Kitty nods head in response. "Y-yep!"

Eliza & Hamilton looks at each other with the same thought process. "My baby is too young to date-"

So I picked up a pen-

"It's Hamilton all over again." Jefferson said.

And a microphone.

"Nevermind. "

History's about to get overthrown.

Divorced

Beheaded

"You ok dear?" Eliza asked.

"I'm fine." Pippy said.

Died

Edward keeps hugging Jane. "I love you mama."

"I love you too." Jane said as she kissed her son's forehead while still hugging Janie, aka her future  adopted daughter, she just needed to get documents.

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight

"What?" Anastasia asked.

We're divorced-

"OoF. "Pippy said, speaking for the first time.

Beheaded

        Pippy runs their fingers own neck. Alexei was confused on why they did that. They always had this confident aura around them, something they always had. Yet, they looked like all they wanted to do was to disappear. He just didn't understand why.

LLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix!

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be Six wives . . .

Raising up the roof until we hit the ceiling, get ready for the truth that sill be revealing!

Everybody knows that we used to be Six wives . . .

But now we're-

Ex-Wives

"Yayayay!" 5 year old Holly said before braiding Philip's hair.

      Kitty couldn't help herself as she looked at Philip's hair. It looked so soft. So fluffy & touchable yet so silky. Why was he so adorable? It's not fair, why must he be so cute?

All you hear & read about

Is our ex & the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush.

You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

"Tea!" KG3 said as KH8 huffs.

Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice! Because we're taking you to court!

"That basically means that they're getting the justice that they deserve right?" James Alexander Hamilton, or JA asked anyone.

"I think so." Eliza said.

And every Tudor rose, has its thorns. And you're gonna hear it live, in con-sert.

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

"Why does that always repeat? Doesn't anyone get tired of it?" Tatiana asked.

"Well Tanya, maybe that's why it's repeated. It symbolizes how they're tired of just being known that." Alexandra said calmly.

"I see." Tatiana said.

But just for you tonight

We're divorced

Beheaded

LLLLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix!

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix!

Everybody knows that we used to be 6 wives!

Dancing to the beat, to the break of day once, we're done we'll start again like it is the renaissance!

Everybody knows that we used to be 6 wwwwwiiiiiiiivvvvvveeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!

But now we're . . .

Ex-wives~

Divorced

My name is Catherine of Aragon, was married 24 years I'm a paragon, or royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican's so if you try to dump me . . . You won't try that again~

"Agreed. There is no way he won't do that again. "Aragon said before she huffed.

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl & I'm up next! Yeah I broke England from the church, because I'm smoking hot . . . Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves maybe green but my lipsticks red~

"I swear if you come aft-" Aragon started to say.

A man than fell right in empty chair beside her. "Where am I . . . ?" The man asked before seeing Aragon. "Catalina?"

"Arthur? "

They then both had a long kiss.

"Ew." Anne Boleyn said as she rolled her eyes.

"Don't you dare steal my man." Aragon said with a glare.

"I don't want to steal that man . . . I am willing to snatch that one though." Anne Boleyn said with a smirk while pointing at a blushing Lafayette.

Adrienne de Noaillies bit her lip & sighed.

Bessie Blount looked at the woman sympathetically.

Died

Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved~

Rude

        Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves & Katherine Howard had spoke true words. Not because that they loved KH8 or anything like that. If there was any actual love that they had for the man, it was all gone already. That man had ruined their lives. Or in some cases, ended it.

When my son was newly born, I died.

Edward looked down shamefully as if it was his fault. Hr then was brought into a hug with his mother, cousin/best friend/possible adopted sister & his girlfriend Elisabeth.

"It's not your fault, don't you ever forget that." Jane said.

"If someone tells you otherwise, I shall kick them. UwU "Janie said.

16 year old Elisabeth just cuddles 16 year old Edward. "I love you, got that?"

"I love you too." Edward said with a smile before hugging back & kisses Elisabeth on the cheek.

But I'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around & you suddenly Seymour~

"Was that a mom joke?" Janie asked.

"Yes." Jane said with a proud smile.

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves-

Ja?

When he saw my portrait he was like-

Ja~

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic . . . Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little-

PRICK UP YOUR EARS ON THE KATHERINE WHO LOST HER HEAD!

"Nice save." Hamilton said.

"Um thanks." Kitty said slowly before scooting a bit closer to Philip.

Philip blinks innocently & hugs her.

Kitty surprisingly melted into the hug with ease. "His hugs are filled with more warmth than the others . . . "

"Before my promised unity outside of wed."

Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons, K.Howard is here & the fun's begun!~

Survived

5 down, I'm the final wife.

I saw him to the end of his life . . .

I'm the survivor, Cathryn Parr.

I betcha wanna know how I got this far.

I said I betcha wanna know how I got this far!

"I do actually. " 5 year old Mae Mae said as she cuddles with her mom.

"So do I." Maria Romanov said.

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

"Yes!" Exclaimed everyone but the 6 queens, KH8, Philip II of Spain/PS2, the Jeffersons, James Reynolds, Eaker, Rasputin & Bolsheviks.

"No!" Exclaimed KH8, PS2, the Jeffersons, James Reynolds, Eaker, Rasputin & the Bolsheviks.

"Shut up!" The queens said.

Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix!

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix!

Everybody knows that we used to be 6 wives . . .

Get your hands up, get this party buzzing!

You want a queen bee? Well there's 1/2 a dozen.

Everybody knows that we used to be 6 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But now we're-

Ex-Wives.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .

Six.

"Whoo!" Everyone cheered except for KH8, PS2, the Jeffersons, James Reynolds, Eaker, Rasputin & the Bolsheviks said.
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