Because rip vine. Thank you tumblr for the idea.

1. "STOP! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

2. "He need some milk."

3. "When will you learn, that your actions haVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!"

4. "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

5. "Anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyoncé?"

6. "Oh my god they were roommates."

7. "I sneezed! Oh I'm not allowed to sneeze?!"

8. "I smell like beef."

9. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay."

10. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

11. "Look at all those chickens."

12. "If your name is junior, and you're really handsome, cmon raise your hand."

13. "Oh my god why can't you just take the fricken cOMPLIMENT!?!"

14. "YOU BETTER STOP, STOP!!!"

15. "Oh my god I love chipotle, chipotle is my life."

16. "It's an avocado, thaaaaaaaanks."

17. "Sorry, I'm on the toilet. Hope the ice cream don't melt."

18. "You remember that time I liked you? GOOD 'cause it never happened."

19. "yOU NOT MY DAD."

20. "Hey. How you doin? I'm fine. I lied. I'm dying inside."

21. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! YOU WAS MY BABY! MY CINNAMON APPLE!"

22. "THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU!"