1. "If you tell me one more pun, I'm shoving you off this bed."

2. "Quit hogging the blanket."

3. "You pushed me out of the bed in your sleep."

4. "I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine."

5. "You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night."

6. "When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down."

7. "Your feet are freezing. "

8. "The dog takes up more of the bed than I do."

9. "I'm not kidding, you really do snore."

10. "Apparently you're a sleepwalker."

11. "I don't think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed."

12. "If you have a nightmare, I'm going to be right here for you."

13. "Did you have a nightmare?"

14. "I had a nightmare."

15. "Please go to bed."

16. "Sleep is for the weak."

17. "Quit kicking me."

18. "Do you have any idea what time it is?"

19. "Dutch oven!"

20. "I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

21. "I have to sleep closer to the door."

22. "Give me my share of the blankets or I'm putting my cold feet on you."

23. "We can cuddle."

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