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1. "Who wouldn't be angry? You ate all my cereal and faked your death for three years!"

2. "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!"

3. "I can't believe I'm sitting in space jail with all you people."

4. "I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats."

5. "Please stop petting the test subjects."

6. "Please put me down it's just a sprained ankle."

7. "So what if I broke my arm, I'm still doing it."

8. "I'm 75% sure this won't explode on us."

9. "That is the tenth demon summoning this week."

10. "I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don't understand is the whole princess dragon dream and why I'm in it."