Oof I know I've done one similar before but this was too adorable not to post. Credit to tumblr (except the last three).

1. "Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

2. *wiggles around like a sleeping puppy while dreaming*

3. "My snoring's not that bad..."

4. "I do not drool when I sleep!"

5. "I just had the weirdest dream...and you were in it!"

6. "Do I really talk in my sleep?"

7. "Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

8. "Having trouble sleeping?"

9. "You were crying in your sleep...is everything alright?"

10. "Bad dreams again?"

11. "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

12. "You can nap on me if you want."

13. "Your feet are cold, go put socks on."

14. "Shh, stop fussing and lay down. You're tired babe."

15. "Baby, you've been having a hard time sleeping through the night this past week, what's wrong?"