a AU where the Hamilton ppl are kids. All credit goes to Hifriendsilikebooks . I just used copy and paste.

First: we have a Schuyler sister ( did I spell that right?)

Alex: Schyler, like Schuyler toilet paper co?

Angelica: yeah, my dad kinda owns a toilet paper company!

Alex: * is suddenly interested*

Angelica: well I'm a Schuyler sister that elevates his status. I'd have to me naive to put that aside

Eliza: this one's mine

Next: we have the kickball field where it happens

Alex: I challenge u to a rap battle. Next recess, after lunch time, metaphorical guns drawn

Jefferson: ur on.

Now: The rap battle #1

Burr ( Washingdad is the teacher): ladies and gentleman, u could have been any where in the playground, but ur here with us today . The Issue on the table: getting picked first for kickball.

Jefferson: life, liberty, and the pursuit of winning games. It's not my fault ur friends are kinda lame.these are wise words I looked up in the dictionary. Hamilton can't bc he was busy getting frisky with Eliza. But Hamilton forgets, just cuz his mother can't pay her debts, she gets picked for benefits, which supports the house in which he sits.

Alex: not true!

Jefferson: oh if the shoe fits wear it. If u can't kick a ball why should my team bear it? Uh, our team is gonna win I'm afraid, sorry I'm throwing so much shade. In Virginia, we're not all immigrants quit acting so innocent, u just wanna tear the U.S. to the ground. Stand with me in the land of the winners, where we can actually afford to buy our dinners.

Burr: ur response?

Alex: * punches Jefferson in the face* that's my response

Next: I will never be satisfied

Angelica: * is about to ask Alex to got to the winter ball with her*

Eliza: hey Alex! Do u wanna go to the ball with me?

Alex: sure! ( how the Hades did he do that. He got a date. My self esteem just yeeted it self into Tartarus)

Angelica: as long as she's happy. I guess I will never be satisfied

Winter ball

Burr: * to Alex and Laurens* we need to marry a Schyler so we can become rich ( dude, ur in 3rd grade. Why are u planning ur marriage rn?)let's make a dance group. We are liable with the

Alex: LADIES!

John: DUDES!

Alex: * confused look*

John: I mean..

Burr, John and Alex: LADIES

Burr: there are so many to devour! ( ew)

John: I think it's deflower.

Burr: * shrugs* LADIES. Looks. Proximity to power

Miss Maria Reynolds.

Maria: James took my lunch money!

Alex: oh, I'm sorry, wait, did u tell him about us?

Maria: I'm sorry! I didn't know any better ( now I feel bad for her :(

Alex: u told him! Now everyone will know. Like Eliza. Eliza. Eliza's gonna find out! I'm ruined!

Maria: actually, James agreed not to tell. On one condition

Alex: what is it. I will do any-

Maria: u have to give him he pudding of the rest of the year.

Alex: what! No way!

Maria: please don't leave me. I'm helpless.

Alex: how can I do this?

Maria: just give him what he wants. Then I can kiss me

Alex: *I don't want to I don't want to*

Maria: * seductively* if u pay, I can stay

James: so?

Alex: nobody needs to know

They know

Jefferson: so, did u kiss Maria?

Alex: where did u get information like that?

Jefferson: Madison

Alex: um, yes! * explains the whole dam mess*

Jefferson: my god. IMMA TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL

The Reynolds Speech prt.1 ( I made this one up)

Have u heard this?

Alexander Hamilton has a torrid affair and he wrote it right there

Highlights! ( that's the tea)

Well he's never gonna be president now

That's one less thing to worry about

The Reynolds Speech prt.2

Jefferson: I have the tea!

Madison, Jefferson: Alexander Hamilton, had a torrid affair and he wrote it right there!

Philip: * looks like he's about to cry* is the true? ( join the PPS. Philip protection squad)

Alex: I didn't mean-... * looks at Jefferson* u did this!

Jefferson: I didn't do anything.it was u and the horse Maria

Madison: * whispers in Jefferson's ear*

Jefferson: I ment whore

Washingdad: that's enough!

Burn ( remix) this one I created

Eliza: I saved every pudding u gave me

I knew they were mine I knew u were mine

Do u know what angelica said when Herc told her what u done?

Language ahead

She said: I'M GONNA CHOP THAT SHITTY ASS MAN WHORE DICK OFF I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HE WILL PAY I WILL FUCKING RIP HIS LIPS OFF HIS SMUG ASS FACE THAT KISSED MARIA AND BROKE MY SISTER'S HEART I FUCKING SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT CUNT WILL FUCKING PAY

Holy shit Angelina

Anyways that was the end. I died when I read what Angelina said. I didn't know someone can cuss that much.

I may do another one of these other wise this will just be a Hamilton song lyric book.

Also, u can join my Hamilton discord server. Just prepare to be spammed with Hamilton lyrics :)

I'll put the link in the comments :)

I'll also try and update everyday, considering I have nothing to do and the lyrics are always in my head.

I'll begin doing that ASAP, although I might not able to do it this weekend.

Have a nice day/night :)

kid_of_Neptune