[Burr:]

How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Go on and on

Grow into more of a phenomenon?

Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother

Alex: Excuse me?

Be seated at the right hand of the father

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight

But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write

Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable

But what do we have in common?

We're reliable with the

[All men:]

Ladies!

Schuyler Sisters + Maria+ Theo: *Glares*

[Burr:]

There are so many to deflower!

Peggy: Huh?

Eliza: *Covers Peggy's ears*

[All men:]

Ladies!

[Burr:]

Looks! Proximity to power

Angelica: *Covers her own ears*

[All men:]

Ladies!

[Burr:]

They delighted and distracted him

Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!

[Hamilton:]

That's true!

Phee: Is it though?

Washington: I'm not sure either.

[Full Company:]

1780

[Burr:]

A winter's ball

And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all

Yo, if you can marry a sister, you're rich, son

[Hamilton:]

Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

Angelica: What does that mean?

Th Schuyler Sisters: *staring a Hamilton and Burr*

Alex: Heh, nothing.

[Hamilton/Burr/Laurens:]

Hey

Hey

Hey hey