Phee: Welcome, welcome all. To probably one of the shortest goddamn songs this place has yall

Eliza: I'm sure it's fine! After all, all of these songs are quite lovely, I do hope this is also a good one!

Angelica: Given this musical's record, I highly doubt it. 

[Philip:]
Look!
Grandpa's in the paper!
"War hero Philip Schuyler loses senate seat to young upstart Aaron Burr"
Grandpa just lost his seat in the senate

Burr: oh

Phillip: Huh. That's funny. I remember this 

Burr: oh

[Eliza:] Sometimes that's how it goes

Maria: Fate is really mean sometimes

Peggy: No worries, I'll protect you! 

[Philip:] Daddy's gonna find out any minute

Theo: Seeing your dad Pip, I think he'd kill my dad. 

Phillip: Mom usually has to stop a homicide. 

Eacker: Y'all, Phee's kinda... lookin' at us weird

[Eliza:] I'm sure he already knows

Alex: Oh yeah... I do

Burr: *sweat-drops* oh

Lafayette: Laurens, mon ami! Please do something!

Hercules: Yeah I think Alex's gonna commit a murder. Of things in the past.

Laurens: Why me?!?

[Philip:] Further down

[Philip and Eliza:] Further down

[Philip:] Let's meet the newest senator from New York

Lee: *claps* Nice job Burr

Burr: Thanks... Although thinking now, that's probably not the best decision. 

Alex: *looking like hell has given him power xornoth who huh who needs him when you got short gremlin powers*

[Eliza:] New York

[Philip and Eliza:] Our senator

[Hamilton:] Burr?Since when are you a Democratic-Republican?

King George: Defecting is not fun! 

Washington: Actually... it is. I've done it before. 

Seabury: holy moly Washington just-

[Burr:] Since being one put me on the up and up again

Jefferson: HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT HAMILTON SOUTH MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS-

Madison: Not again...

[Hamilton:] No one knows who you are or what you do

[Burr:] They don't need to know me
They don't like you

Phillip: Oooooooo

Theo + Eacker: Burr-ned!

[Hamilton:] Excuse me?

Burr: This may be the cause of my death but I must say this...

Lafayette: Burr no!

Hercules: You have so much to live for my friend!

Laurens: BURR DON'T DO IT PLEASE

Alex: *still powering up yknow short people gotta power up a lot damn*

Burr: You're excused.

[Burr:]
Oh, Wall Street thinks you're great
You'll always be adored by the things you create
But upstate 

[Hamilton:]
Wait

Burr: Do you I'll live if I tell him that?

Angelica: Nope.

Peggy: Absolutely not.

[Burr:]
People think you're crooked
Schuyler's seat was up for grabs so I took it

Maria: the world in a nutshell

Lee: How do you know this

Maria: all-powerful *holds up a box of apple juice* I am knowledgeable 

[Hamilton:]
I've always considered you a friend

[Burr:]
I don't see why that has to end

Burr: This. THIS. WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BREAK OFF OUR FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE IM TRYING TO MAKE MONEY

Alex: EEEEEEEE

Eliza: Please don't question him. Please

Phee: *snaps Alex out of existence* ok he needs to calm down

[Hamilton:]
You changed parties to run against my father-in-law

Angelica: all's fair in love and war

[Burr:]
I changed parties to seize the opportunity I saw 

I swear your pride will be the death of us all

Beware, it goeth before the fall

Seabury: That's an awfully nice ending!

Phee: Thanks! How about everyone else?

Jefferson: Short, I don't really have anything to say about it now

Madison: It is pretty short

Washington: It's like the calm before the storm.