A/N: I accidentally typed the story as Satisfired and I'm dying why is it so funny. Also, if you didn't know, Oregon is going up in flames, and the fire is getting really close to us, and the high winds aren't helping much. We'll notify y'all if we need to evacuate, okay? 

ALSO, ALEC DUDE GET ON THE DOCUMENT THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING HAUOGGOHWGigydftgyhujkF

Phee: Next song!

[Laurens:]

Alright, alright. That's what I'm talkin' about!

Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor

Angelica Schuyler!

Eliza: You made a wonderful speech!

Angelica: Thank you Eliza.

[Angelica (all men) {all women}:]

A toast to the groom!

(To the groom!)

(To the groom!)

{(To the groom!)}

To the bride!

{To the bride!}

(To the bride!)

{To the bride!}

From your sister

(Angelica!)

(Angelica!)

{(Angelica!)}

Who is always by your side

(By your side)

{By your side}

To your union

{(To the union!)}

{(To the revolution!)}

And the hope that you provide

(You provide!)

{(You provide!)}

May you always...

{(Always)}

Be satisfied

{(Rewind)}

Alex: Wait, what?

Eliza: This didn't happen...

Alec: *Whispering: IT'S REWIND TIME!*

[Recorded Samples:]

Rewind, rewind

Helpless,

Schuyler, Schuyler

Helpless

Drownin' in 'em

Drownin', rewind

I remember that night, I just might (rewind)

I remember that night, I just might (rewind)

I remember that night, I remember that

Laurens: Cool music.

Lee: Wow. That is really good.

Seabury: The future is so cool!

Phee: *In mind: DO NOT TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE RECORDED SAMPLES NO NO NO WE WILL NOT BE A PARTY POOPER

[Angelica:]

I remember that night, I just might

Regret that night for the rest of my days

Peggy: Why was that?

I remember those soldier boys

Tripping over themselves to win our praise

Laurens: We were?

Lafayette: I do not remember tripping.

Hercules: Because you were drunk Laf.

Lafayette: Ah.

Washington: You guys made me wonder why I chose to lead.

Alex: Hey!

I remember that dreamlike candlelight

Like a dream that you can't quite place

But Alexander, I'll never forget the first time I saw your face

I have never been the same

Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame

Alex: WHAT?

Eliza: Angie?

Alec: Angelica, hide in blanket town! *throws blanket*

Angelica: *takes blanket and wraps around her.* Angie is out of commission. Come back next time.

And when you said, "Hi," I forgot my dang name

Set my heart aflame, every part aflame

[Full Company:]

This is not a game...

[Hamilton:]

You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied

Phee: Creepy.

[Angelica:]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean

You forget yourself

Jefferson: Does anyone really know what Hamilton means.

Madison: *Done with Jefferson and his insults*

Jefferson: :(

Madison: It's ok, I still love you even though you are a self-absorbed jerk.

[Hamilton:]

You're like me

I'm never satisfied

Eliza: Damn right he's never satisfied

[Angelica:]

Is that right?

[Hamilton:]

I've never been satisfied

[Angelica:]

My name is Angelica Schuyler

[Hamilton:]

Alexander Hamilton

[Angelica:]

Where's your family from?

[Hamilton:]

Unimportant

There's a million things I haven't done

but just you wait, just you wait...

[Angelica:]

So so so... so this is what it feels like to match wits

With someone at your level! What the hell is the catch?

It's the feeling of freedom, of seein' the light

It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite!

You see it, right?

The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes

Everything we said in total agreement, it's

A dream and it's a bit of a dance

A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance

He's a bit of a flirt, but I'm 'a give it a chance

I asked about his family. Did you see his answer?

His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance?

He's penniless, he's flying by the seat of his pants

Handsome. Boy, does he know it?

Alex: Duh!

Peach fuzz, and he can't even grow it!

Alex: Hey!

Madison: That's actually a good rap!

Maria: *In awe of the beauty* Woah. I don't know which cast member to have a crush on they all look so pretty and handsome. I'm having bi panic. I don't think I'm bi.

Phee: Girl, same. They all look amazing.

I wanna take him far away from this place

Then I turn and see my sister's face

And she is...

Eliza: Oh.

[Eliza:]

Helpless...

[Angelica:]

And I know she is...

[Eliza:]

Helpless...

[Angelica:]

And her eyes are just...

[Eliza:]

Helpless...

[Angelica:]

And I realize

[Angelica and Company:]

Three fundamental truths at the exact same time...

[Hamilton:]

Where are you taking me?

[Angelica:]

I'm about to change your life

[Hamilton:]

Then by all means, lead the way

[Company (except Angelica):]

Number one!

[Angelica:]

I'm a girl in a world in which

My only job is to marry rich

Alec: BUT YOU DON'T ANYMORE!!!

Phee: You can be that rich husband!

Alec: Nani?

Phee: Rich waifu?

Alec: Ah yes.

Everyone: *confusion*

My father has no sons so I'm the one

Peggy: Uh... we do though...

Alec: The musical is 98% historically accurate, there's some minor kinks here and there.

Who has to social climb for one

So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in

New York City is insidious

And Alexander is penniless

Ha! That doesn't mean I want him any less

Eliza: Thanks, Angelica.

Angelica: I'd do anything for my sisters.

Peggy: :D

[Eliza:]

Elizabeth Schuyler. It's a pleasure to meet you

[Hamilton:]

Schuyler?

[Angelica:]

My sister

Peggy: OUR SISTER!

[Company:]

Number two!

[Angelica:]

He's after me 'cause I'm a Schuyler sister

Alex: I was not!

That elevates his status, I'd

Have to be naïve to set that aside

Maybe that is why

I introduce him to Eliza

Now that's his bride

Nice going, Angelica, he was right

You will never be satisfied

[Eliza:]

Thank you for all your service

[Hamilton:]

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

Phee: I'll say it once, and I'll say it again-

Alec and Phee: FUCK BOY ALERT!

Phillip: What is a fuck boy?

Eacker: Beats me.

Eacker: *waits for retort*

Phillip: *turns back to screen*

Eacker :D

[Angelica:]

I'll leave you to it

[Company:]

Number three!

[Angelica:]

I know my sister like I know my own mind

You will never find

Anyone as trusting or as kind

If I tell her that I love him she'd be silently resigned

He'd be mine

She would say, "I'm fine."

[Angelica and Company:]

She'd be lying

Eliza: I would not!

[Angelica:]

But when I fantasize at night

It's Alexander's eyes

As I romanticize what might

Have been if I hadn't sized

Him up so quickly

At least my dear Eliza's his wife;

At least I keep his eyes in my life...

Alex: What is it with my eyes?

Laurens, Eliza, Angelica, Maria: *nervous sweating*

[Angelica (all men) {all women}:]

To the groom!

(To the groom!)

(To the groom!)

{(To the groom!)}

To the bride!

{To the bride!}

(To the bride!)

{To the bride!}

From your sister

(Angelica!)

(Angelica!)

{(Angelica!)}

Who is always by your side

(By your side)

{By your side}

To your union

{(To the union!)}

{(To the revolution!)}

And the hope that you provide

(You provide!)

{(You provide!)}

May you always...

{(Always)}

Be satisfied

(Be satisfied)

{Be satisfied}

(Be satisfied)

And I know

{(Be satisfied)}

(Be satisfied)

(Be satisfied)

(Be satisfied)

She'll be happy as

(Be satisfied)

(Be satisfied)

His bride

{(Be satisfied)}

And I know

(Be satisfied)

(Be satisfied)

(Be satisfied)

{Be satisfied}

He will never be satisfied

I will never be satisfied

Alec: How was it?

Lee: I liked the rewind sequence.

Seabury: Very cool!

Burr: It's really good

Theo: This might very well be my favorite song!

Eliza: It gave me a lot of insight on my sister, so that's great!

Peggy: Definitely!

Angelica: *In blanket town* It's fine. Everything is fine.

Maria: I'm still having bi panic.

Alec: I'm in a constant state of gay panic.

Laurens: Same.

Hamilton: Wait, you're...

Laurens: Uh... yeah?

Alec: How could you not tell?

Phee: Maybe because you're the only one who has a gaydar?

Alec: Hmph.

King George: See my theory was correct! Two people, who have no chanc-

Phee: NEXT SONG