A/N: oh boy oh boy are you all in for a treat (in which author ignores their summer work due in a week to write)

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Phee: Welcome, welcome. 

Alex: I wonder what happens everytime you exit this limbo of a hellscape we're in

Lafayette: Alex if you say one more word I'm hitting you with the guillotine.

Phee: well if that isn't awkward. 

[Hamilton:]

In the eye of a hurricane
There is quiet
For just a moment
A yellow sky

Lee: Oh boy oh boy, another Hamilton solo! Not like we have like thousands of those already, not like we need more Sammy!

Peggy: ... This is a musical... about ALEX... 

Eacker: Yeah as much as I don't like it it makes sense.

When I was seventeen a hurricane
Destroyed my town
I didn't drown
I couldn't seem to die

Eliza: Was it scary?

Alex: Eliza I love you but no shit it was scary it was a natural disaster.

Eliza: I know I know! I've just never experienced one.

Angelica: As someone who's been on their fair share of ocean voyages, yes, it very much is.

Theo: I'd hate to die in the ocean.

I wrote my way out
Wrote everything down far as I could see
I wrote my way out
I looked up and the town had its eyes on me

They passed a plate around
Total strangers
Moved to kindness by my story
Raised enough for me to book passage on a
Ship that was New York bound...

Burr: You have to admit, that was a good callback to the beginning of the musical

Madison: Why does he write like he's running out of time? Why, it's a trauma response!

I wrote my way out of hell
I wrote my way to revolution
I was louder than the crack in the bell
I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell
I wrote about The Constitution and defended it well
And in the face of ignorance and resistance
I wrote financial systems into existence
And when my prayers to God were met with indifference
I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance

Maria: I think I know what this song is foreshadowing

Seabury: He could also speak his way into revolution

In the eye of a hurricane
There is quiet
For just a moment
A yellow sky

Lee: REPIT--- *gets smacked*

Washington: Charles, if you don't sit down I'm taking Samuel.

I was twelve when my mother died
She was holding me
We were sick and she was holding me
I couldn't seem to die

Theo: Ha, motherless.

Burr: Theodosia, you're motherless too

Theo: Motherless and fatherless

Theo: No parents?

Phillip: Oh my god stop---

Eacker: No let her continue.

Phillip: That's my dad??!

Eacker: You're right, we have to behave for the future in-laws. Theo, shut the fuck up.

Theo: My bad my bad

Phillip: WHAT????!!!

Alex, John, Eliza, Burr: Huh???

[Burr:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...

Jefferson: Burr, my friend, my buddy, my homie. If you don't stop saying 'Wait for it' I am going to THROTTLE you, Southern Democratic Fucking Republican or not.

Burr: IT'S NOT MY CHOICE---

[Hamilton:]
I'll write my way out...

Hercules: Oh boy. 

[Burr and Ensemble:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...

Madison: *holding down a vibrating Jefferson*

[Hamilton:]
Write ev'rything down, far as I can see...

Hercules: I can't see anything going wrong with this.

[Burr and Ensemble (Washington/Eliza/Angelica/Maria):]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait... (History has its eyes on you)

Burr: *leaping over couches to escape Jefferson*

Jefferson: *being held down by Madison, Lafayette, Hercules, and John*

[Hamilton:]
I'll write my way out...
Overwhelm them with honesty
This is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only
Way I can protect my legacy...

KG3: Let me guess, this is just going to make it even worse and pre-maturely catapult Hamilton into an early grave!

Washington: And this is why we mandate editors for political figures. And this is why we mandate editors for political figures. And this is why we mandate editors for political figures.

[Company (Except Hamilton):]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait...

Jefferson: *turns into a bird*

KG3: MY BROTHER IN ARMS????

[Hamilton:]
The Reynolds Pamphlet

Maria: Oh god.

Phillip: I think we all know what's coming next.

John: If we don't disappear for another year before that

Phee: Well I'm sorry I'm getting an education. 

Jefferson: BURR---

Burr: ANGELICA HELP???

Angelica: *moves aside to let Jefferson through* You can use the exercise.

Phee: Till next time folks!