Alec: NEXT SONG EVERYONE!

Everyone: *sits down*

COMPANY:

1776

New York City

John: Hey, it's where you met us!

HAMILTON:

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

BURR:

That depends, who's asking?

Angelica: Why were you like that?

Burr: Uh... no reason.

Theo: Dad got in trouble~!

HAMILTON:

Oh well sure, sir

I'm Alexander Hamilton

I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

Peggy: Bro, that's kinda creepy.

BURR:

I'm getting nervous

Jefferson: You should. Hamilton's a... unique person.

Alec: HAH

HAMILTON:

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton

I was seeking an accelerated course of study

When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours

I may have punched him

Eliza: ALEX!

Alex: I'M SURE THEY'LL EXPLAIN BETSEY!

Eliza: THEY BETTER!

It's a blur, sir

He handles the financials-

BURR:

You punched the bursar?

HAMILTON:

Yes,

Everyone: *Laughs*

I wanted to do what you did

Graduate in two, then join the revolution

He looked at me like I was stupid

I'm not stupid

So how'd you do it?

How'd you graduate so fast?

Alex: See! I had a reason!

Washington: Son, we talked about this.

Alex: Notcha son!

Alec: *extremely loud cough*

BURR:

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

HAMILTON:

You're an orphan

Of course, I'm an orphan

Maria: That's a weird thing to be bonding with.

Alex: Oh hush.

Peggy: Hey! Don't do that to Maria! *Glares*

Alex: Sorry Peggy...

God, I wish there was a war!

Alec, Seabury, and John(aka the cinnamon rolls): WHY?

Then we could prove that we're worth more

Than anyone bargained for

Alex: That's why.

BURR:

Can I buy you a drink?

HAMILTON:

That would be nice

BURR:

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

Jefferson: *scoffs* As if.

HAMILTON:

What?

BURR:

Smile more

HAMILTON:

Ha

BURR:

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

Alex: You see there Burr-

Eliza: Enjoy the music, Alexander.

John: You heard the lady.

Alex: *shuts his mouth for once*

HAMILTON:

You can't be serious

Burr: I am.

BURR:

You want to get ahead?

HAMILTON:

Yes

BURR:

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Alex: Cough, cough. Me.

Angelica: You just called yourself a fool.

Alex: Shush, that doesn't matter.

Angelica: I think it does. *glares*

Alex: *Shrinks in his seat.

LAURENS:

Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?

John: Hey, it's me! *Bounces happily in his seat*

LAURENS, MULLIGAN:

Showtime!

BURR:

...like I said...

John: Did you just predict my death?

Burr: Uhhh...

LAURENS:

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!

I'm John Laurens in the place to be!

Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh!

Those redcoats don't want it with me

Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!

Alex: *giggles*

Everybody: *stares*

Alex: Oh... *ahem* nothing.

LAFAYETTE:

Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"

Tell the king, "Casse-toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Alex and Lafayette: *Laughing*

Phillip: Oh! I get it now! *Starts laughing too*

Eacker: Cuse me? What's going on here?

Phillip: *Laughs harder*

MULLIGAN:

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin' it

Yes I heard your mother say "come again?"

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MULLIGAN:

Lock up your daughters and horses, of course

It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

Angelica: You wanna repeat that again? *turns around*

Hercules: No! I did not say that!

Angelica: Good. Don't do it again!

LAFAYETTE:

Wow

LAURENS:

No more sex

Pour me another brew, son!

Let's raise a couple more

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN:

To the revolution!

Alec: ALCOHOL IS POISON DRUGS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS SUBSTANCE ABUSE WILL LEAD YOU TO AN UNTIMELY END

Herc, Laf, Alex, and John: What?

Burr: I like this child. You are my son now.

Alec: Too late. I'm actually the heir to King George.

King George: Huh?

Alec: *Bird screech*

King George: *Laughs and nods* Oh, that explains it!

LAURENS:

Well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton College

Burr: *Hides his face*

MULLIGAN:

Aaron Burr

LAURENS:

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

BURR:

Good luck with that

You're takin' a stand

You spit, I'mma sit

We'll see where we land

LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN:

Booooo/Ohhhhhh

Lafayette: You could have done better Mon Ami.

Burr: I'm sorry!

Theo: Dad, you've told me better bedtime stories.

LAURENS:

Burr, the revolution's imminent

What do you stall for?

HAMILTON:

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE:

Oooh

John, Hercules, Lafayette: Ooooh

LAURENS:

Who are you?

MULLIGAN:

Who are you?

LAFAYETTE:

Who are you?

LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE:

Who, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

Alex: Do you guys not know who I am?

John: Nope!

Lafayette: Who is this man?

Hercules: I don't know him.

Burr: I just met this dude.

Everybody: *muffled laughter*

King George: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THEY ARE PRETENDING YOU ARE A STRANGER AHAHAHHAHAHA *maniacal bird cackle*

Everybody: ...

Alec: *slow clap*

Phee: Let's move on to the next song.

Okay, so I must tell you something. This update schedule is very bad. SO yeah.